any “free speech” social media platform is doomed to fail spectacularly because normal people don’t want to read a bunch of nazi shit and the freak users who don’t mind reading a bunch of nazi shit are only using the platform to trigger the normals
if you ban the nazi shit you’re violating the core feature of the concept, and if you don’t, the platform winds up just being a bunch of nazis posting the same horrible shit and starting wars with each other
the lib-owners who are cool with the nazi shit have no libs to trigger, and with no libs the nazis start off by waging war with the lib-owners for not being hardcore enough. it’s really a very funny death spiral if these weren’t the worst people on the internet
aaaaaaand scene
cracking me up that they trashed the place in under eight hours like a bunch of crazed eccentrics racing rocket cars on the salt flats trying to set a new land speed record
jason miller sitting on the toilet sweating pool balls watching shitposts of giant sonic fucking the muppet babies, rubbing his already chinless face into some sort of quantum chin antimatter, trying to decide whether he has to start moderating content on the first day

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