You could write a small book about the beauty accoutrements that white women claim not to understand and yet consume regularly. It’s one of that tribe’s odder performances.
https://twitter.com/KimberlyNFoster/status/1411484365255815172
They pretend to be totally befuddled by weaves and yet these are sold at every Walmart and have been for decades walmart.com/ip/SAYFUT-Hair…
They claim not to know about acrylic nails and yet we can’t be the only people keeping these in business kissusa.com/nails/kiss-sal…
They giggle at the black hair care aisle because “ewwwww hair gel” and yet I’ve had this smeared all over me by white girls since the early 1980s 
Anyway, they be lying because it’s one of the way white racial identity boundaries are made etc etc
I saw that Quill Pen lady’s tweet. That kind of hyper ignorance is a performance, usually undertaken by someone with the inherited privilege of whiteness but with a missing key credential like family, wealth, education, good molars or something similar.
Anyway, the next time that white lady at work or wherever pretends not to understand your new ponytail or braids or inches, just know that heffa is playing social dominance games on your phone.
Ask her about her roots and walk off.
If you can’t tell, I hate this performance. You just knit 1 purl 2’d 28 dildo cozies as a gag gift last month, Karen. But you don’t understand the gist of Black girl’s new ponytail?? Really?
That’s a pretty basic logic jump, Karen. So either you’re lying or you’re dumbest #%!? in here. Which is it, Karen?? Which is it???
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