Thread by @bmay

Green and pleasant land.
#ENGITA #england #Euro2020Final #ItsComingHome

Update on the world famous English value of common sense and personal responsibility - I’m sure corona will respond accordingly. FFS.

Our country is so so seriously ill. #ENGITA #england #EURO2020

Can’t see patriotic Ms Patel’s ‘greatest police force in the world’ anywhere, are they out dragging people out of a peaceful vigil for a woman murdered by one of their colleagues, or removing art work that might be used in a peaceful climate change demo against our extinction?

Absolutely nothing on the news bulletins about this behaviour or the absolute explosion of covid that it’s causing. Not a word, just unfiltered helium-balloon voiced hysteria and footage showing none of these scenes. Incredible.

Now displaying their world renowned English values by stamping on the Italian flag. I’m so ashamed of my British passport tonight. Truly. The rest of the world watches this in horror, sympathy, or profound gratitude they live somewhere else. #EURO2020

No tickets? Just riot.

This is a horror show. The English really are exceptional after all. #EURO2020

They don’t have tickets so this is an idiotic waste of their time, and everyone else’s.

“You can shove that Lamborghini up your arse”. I fear I might have driven over them. #EURO2020

At least now we won’t have to wait for the full impact of #climatechange to cause our extinction - these people have trumped it just in time for the win. 🤦🏻‍♂️
#EnglandvsItaly #CovidIsNotOver #idiocracy #ItsComingRome #ITAENG #EURO2020

These #ENG fans are now fighting each other. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #EnglandvsItaly

Italian fans gathered in Rome. Different vibe, to say the least. #ItsComingRome #EnglandvsItaly

Meanwhile, backstage. 🤦🏻‍♂️

They clearly aren’t football fans, or they wouldn’t soil the incredibly impressive, magnificent #eng team they purport to be there to support. The real #England is on the pitch and its team deserves to win.
#EnglandvsItaly