Instead of making that 56 Studebaker into a raft, make it into an airplane and apply for proper FAA clearance
https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/1415371056190218242
kinda thinking if somebody rows a bunch of roped-together patched inner tubes 100 miles through swarming sharks, they have a fairly legit claim for asylum
not sure what the point of all the weaselly mushmouth diplomatic nuance is. Made some sense when Cuba had a sugar daddy with 10,000 nuclear warheads aimed at the USA, now it's just fucking weird
1971: we can't upset Cuba because the Soviets might vaporize Chicago
2021: we can't upset Cuba because I might lose that teaching gig at the Harvard School of International Relations
2021: we can't upset Cuba because I might lose that teaching gig at the Harvard School of International Relations
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