Written on the basis of a dream which I have seen yesterday. In this long run dream, I visualised, the pious souls are revealing their pain, all those traveled recently, from various counties to heaven due to #coronavirus.
Contd.
Chinese:
"What the hell is this? No rats🐁, no bats 🦇, no cockroaches? How could I survive here? 如何 ?"
Suddenly two stalwart guys came & said "This is Elysium! You're wrongly placed here by mistake and hence you are being shifted to right place, where you should be."
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Italian:
"Feeling 'il rimorso'! Being a doctor, I tried a lot, all day and night to save as many lives with 'cure mediche' and to make them convalescent. But, this deadly corona did not let me succeeded fully since it preyed me also. I am much remorseful for this."
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American:
"When I left my body, I wasn't much bothered about the mazuma, which I left after because I didn't save much. Neither I had deep pockets. I never tightened my belt in the life. I was believing in carpe diem. Albeit, I lost my fam. I'm gonna miss 'em all, yeah!"
Contd.
Britisher:
"I am not much worried for the loss of life. But, I remember now and so having compunction that in the last sennight, I bought a bottle of 'Nebuchadnezzar wine' and a pack of cigars; both of them I could not enjoy. C'est la vie!"
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Indian:
"When I saw my corona report positive, it was not much bothering because I already had surrendered my #GST number; I was insouciant. But, when I was admitted to hospital, new income tax portal was launched, that wasn't user-friendly, abso-bloody-lutely."
Contd.
"On the day I was given O2, it was promised by service provider that portal would be stabilized in a week. When I was on ventilator, a committee was formed to resolve the glitches. And when I was breathing last, I heard that it's too tough to set the profile by 100%."
Contd.
"Finally, after giving fight to corona for 1.5 month, I lost my life and also the hope to see the new income tax portal working efficaciously as the old portal did."
"Uff, that cat 😺 in the doodle;
the new portal is a flapdoodle!"
🙏 #newincometaxportal 🙏
A #Thread for those who like the #English language but concretely for those who understand what #GST is, de facto.
Something new, to spend 15-20 minutes reading.
#Pangram means a short sentence containing every letter of the alphabet. A pangram is a unique sentence in which every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. It is also known as holoalphabetic sentence. Shorter pangrams (26-50 letters) are considered as perfect pangrams.
A few months back there was a conversation between me & my friend. He is a lettered, a writer, a logophile but unfortunately he believes everything that circulated on #WhatsApp is true. He started to text on GST on the basis of pufferies he had read & heard.
Cognoscenti; a poet with verses
V/s.
Cognizant; a taxpayer with miseries
Two friends met after five years. One has become a poet & an aficionado of literature. The other has become a businessman. They were happy upon sharing their experiences, they have had in past years. Poet, being excited to share his knowledge, asked his friend to say 'shayaris'.
Businessman: It's not my bailiwick; I couldn't know more except GST in past quinquennium.
Poet: I can understand but try to say something in response; let's go one-on-one.
Foreword:
This is abstract of tête-e-tête of the guys, gathered for carousing. There are 4 partakers; all are businessmen. Thread has 4 parts. Consider each part as a number of peg.
It's not jabberwocky, but
their 'gravitas';
truth often comes out,
'in vino veritas'!
Contd.
Part 1: शायराना माहौल
All are ecstatic upon meeting business friends and hence they are in शायराना mood.
Rule of महफिल:
"महफिल में, मदीरा सब को मिलेगी दायरे में,
हर बात होगी ऐसे, जैसे होती है मुशायरे में।"