Note to self: when collapse hits, there’s an amateur radio station in my neighborhood with a pretty impressive tower

I’ll make friends with them, headquarters some kind of tribe/raiding party with that as a base
You think I’m kidding?

No this time serious planning has happened

I’ve already negotiated exemptions from mask mandates for myself with my local gas station and grocery store.

Because mask mandates are fucking dumb.
And I have three different members of family who work in various positions of local law enforcement.

So I don’t have to worry about authoritarianism crackdowns from them either.
SURVIVAL TIP: be on good terms with your neighbors. When shit hits the fan? My neighbors on either side of my street, as well as across the street, won’t fuck with me.

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