ANOTHER reason to NOT TRUST ANYTHING AT ALL right now.

"Massive spike in reported increase of COVID-19 deaths was skewed by old data" nypost.com/2021/07/31/spi…

When I read anything out of Fauci's mouth i have to translate it. In this case the headline is actually saying:

"The Biden administration will frame the COVID as worse. Whether or not the COVID is ACTUALLY worse? Who knows. Confidence and trust is broken."

You thought "Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis announce they don't bathe themselves" couldn't be topped?

THINK AGAIN! tmz.com/2021/08/01/mat…

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421896486359547905/

Oh my god

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421896486359547905/

The corporate media lies and lies and lies

anyway im still watching these

i fell asleep and woke up

OH MY GOD

> Police arresting Chris Chan

movie level hijinks

My sides have ascended to a new astral plane

Chris Chan believes in traditional marriage

How could Reggie of Nintendo do this

Pray for the cops

I'm tempted to make a music video of Chris Chan

WHO FUCKED WHO FIRST

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE BARB FUCKED CHRIS CHAN

Chris Chan is like an internet jonestown

thread theme

> following the Chris Chan story

You only live once

Chris Chan meeting his cell mates

The memes hit max zenith

They will never hit this level of potential, ever again

seemingly fitting

SOON:

INTERNET HISTORY: Moment captured when Chris Chan was courting his mother on Littlebigplanet

the degeneracy runs deep

CHRIS CHAN ARREST (2021)

CHRIS CHAN's likely defense for fucking his mother

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1422143376858755073

LETS GO

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You think I’m kidding?

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that smelly smell you smell? that happens with them too

and they confessed this week to not bathing

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