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1 Aug, 53 tweets, 16 min read
NEW DAY
👀👀👀👀
STOP OBEYING
READ: The credibility crisis
STOP COMPLYING
YouTube has upgraded their censorship to mainstream outlets now theepochtimes.com/sky-news-austr…
ANOTHER reason to NOT TRUST ANYTHING AT ALL right now.

"Massive spike in reported increase of COVID-19 deaths was skewed by old data" nypost.com/2021/07/31/spi…
When I read anything out of Fauci's mouth i have to translate it. In this case the headline is actually saying:

"The Biden administration will frame the COVID as worse. Whether or not the COVID is ACTUALLY worse? Who knows. Confidence and trust is broken." Image
You thought "Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis announce they don't bathe themselves" couldn't be topped?

THINK AGAIN! tmz.com/2021/08/01/mat…
Oh my god

The corporate media lies and lies and lies Image
anyway im still watching these Image
i fell asleep and woke up Image
OH MY GOD
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> Police arresting Chris Chan

movie level hijinks
My sides have ascended to a new astral plane
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Chris Chan believes in traditional marriage Image
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How could Reggie of Nintendo do this ImageImage
Pray for the cops Image
I'm tempted to make a music video of Chris Chan
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WHO FUCKED WHO FIRST

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE BARB FUCKED CHRIS CHAN Image
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Chris Chan is like an internet jonestown Image
thread theme
> following the Chris Chan story
You only live once
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Chris Chan meeting his cell mates Image
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The memes hit max zenith

They will never hit this level of potential, ever again ImageImageImageImage
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seemingly fitting Image
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SOON: ImageImageImageImage
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INTERNET HISTORY: Moment captured when Chris Chan was courting his mother on Littlebigplanet Image
the degeneracy runs deep Image
CHRIS CHAN ARREST (2021) Image
CHRIS CHAN's likely defense for fucking his mother Image
LETS GO

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2 Aug
MONDAY
> 55 cases
> lockdown MILLIONS
China.
theguardian.com/world/2021/aug…
One hell of a grand finale for society
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1 Aug
You can do it quicker by taking over their building
If Antifa is allowed to this in Portland, then it's ok to recommend this in Florida

This is the standards I'm told are allowed to talk about
IF the building is under construction, go at night and sabotage their equipment
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1 Aug
Note to self: when collapse hits, there’s an amateur radio station in my neighborhood with a pretty impressive tower

I’ll make friends with them, headquarters some kind of tribe/raiding party with that as a base
You think I’m kidding?

No this time serious planning has happened

I’ve already negotiated exemptions from mask mandates for myself with my local gas station and grocery store.

Because mask mandates are fucking dumb.
And I have three different members of family who work in various positions of local law enforcement.

So I don’t have to worry about authoritarianism crackdowns from them either.
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31 Jul
Weekend. And yes I’ll force you to stare at this Chris Chan image, here at the top of the thread.
Actual info about the Chris Chan case, not meme
> America faces second civil war
> Years of conflict
> But in the end everyone basically goes back to "normal"
> First day back in DC
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> Bill becomes law with unanimous approval 🇺🇸
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30 Jul
NEW DAY

MORE SUFFERING PROBABLY
Can confirm still want it
next time you rip ass think of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

that smelly smell you smell? that happens with them too

and they confessed this week to not bathing
Read 47 tweets
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30 Jul
to be honest I hope you donate money to me so I can buy a steak

and then dip it in vindaloo sauce and eat it
that's my ulterior motive.

to cook a nice juicy steak

dip it in some obscure Indian sauce

And shit furiously several hours, after the fact
In life there are only so many guarantees

But I can guarantee myself this
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