*knock knock*
"Congratulations sir! Your city has been chosen as grand prize winner of a genuine National Football League team!"
"Huh, I didn't enter any contest. Why?"
"Because Buffalo won't build me a free stadium."
*SLAM*
"Congratulations sir! Your city has been chosen as grand prize winner of a genuine National Football League team!"
"Huh, I didn't enter any contest. Why?"
"Because Buffalo won't build me a free stadium."
*SLAM*
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1421895846371672067
I am proud that Austin is the largest city in the USA without an NFL, MLB, NBA, or NHL franchise, and I aim to keep it that way
if the price tag is another f'ing stadium, there is no way Austin will allow the Bills to come to Austin
https://twitter.com/tomburkart/status/1421950988538286086
If the Bills' owner wants to threaten moving, might I suggest it'd be more credible to hint at some backwater full of dimwitted boosterist boobs who think an NFL team is Shelbyville's ticket to the Big Time, by golly!
But if Elon Musk want to buy the Bills, rename them the Austin X Æ A-12s, and build his own Tesla Stadium at Joe Rogan Field Brought To You By DogeCoin, I guess that's his business
Gotta say threatening to move the Bills to Austin is like a fat lazy unemployed bum telling his long suffering faithful wife that he's gonna move to Hollywood and shack up with Scarlett Johansson unless she works another shift at Walmart to pay for his man cave
Trust me, I've tried this several times and it never works
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