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वह 👩‍🦳बहुत बीमार थी। और क़रीब क़रीब मरने के कगार पर ही थी। 😧

उसने अपने पति जोसफ़ को बुलाया और पूछा। 🗣

मेरे हमदम सच सच बताना 🥰 मेरे मरने के कितने दिनों बाद तुम दूसरी शादी कर लोगे?
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जोसफ़ बोला मेरी जान 😘 मैं दूसरी शादी तुम्हारी कब्र जब पूरी तरह सूख जायेगी उसके बाद ही करूँगा। 😕

कुछ दिनों बाद जोसेफ की पत्नी का देहांत हो गया। 😰

अब जोसफ़ रोज उसकी कब्र को देखने 👀
के लिए जाता कि कब्र सूख गयी या नहीं।
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इस तरह पंद्रह बरस निकल गये 🥴 पर कब्र थोड़ी बहुत गीली ही मिलती। 🤭

एक दिन जब जोसफ़ कब्र देखने गया तो वहाँ उसने अपने साले को देखा 👁 जिसके हाथ में एक बाल्टी🪣थी। 🥺

उसने उसको पूछा। 🗣 अरे रॉबर्ट तुम यहाँ क्या कर रहे हो?
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तो उसका साला रॉबर्ट बोला। 😯 मैं यहाँ रोज अपनी बहन की अंतिम इच्छा पूरी करने के लिए आता हूँ।🚶🏿‍♂️दरअसल मरने के कुछ दिनों पहले उसने मुझसे वचन लिया था कि उसके मरने के बाद रोज सबेरे उसकी कब्र पर एक बाल्टी 🪣 पानी ज़रूर डालूँगा। 😐 ताकि उसकी कब्र गीली रहे।
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इतना सुनते ही👂 बेचारा जोसफ़ वहीं चक्कर खाकर गिर पड़ा। 🧎‍♂️

दोस्तों, 🤗 पत्नियों को कभी भी हल्के में ना लें। 🤫 चाहे वो मरने की कगार पर ही क्यों न हो, 🤭 उनका दिमाग़ 🧠 तब भी पतियों के दिमाग़ के मुक़ाबले बहुत ज़्यादा तेज चलता है। 👻

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