ऑफिस के बिजी शेड्यूल और थकान के उपरांत एक महिला मेट्रो में चढ़ी और अपनी सीट ग्रहण कर अपनी आंखें बंद करके थोड़ा मानसिक आराम कर तनाव दूर कर रही थी😀

जैसे ही ट्रेन स्टेशन से आगे बढ़ी, वर्मा जी जो कि महिला के बगल वाली सीट पर बैठे थे
अपना मोबाइल निकाला और जोरजोर से बातें करने लगे
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वर्मा जी का संवाद इस प्रकार था:-
जानेमन, मैं अनिल बोल रहा हूं और मेट्रो पकड़ ली है......😀
हां,मुझे पता है कि अभी सात बजे है पांच नहीं.....😀
मैं मीटिंग में व्यस्त था इसलिए देर हो गई.... 😀
नहीं जानेमन, मैं एकाउन्टेंट प्रीति के साथ नहीं बल्कि बॉस के साथ मीटिंग में था..... 😀
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नहीं जान, केवल तुम अकेली ही मेरे जीवन मे हो...😀
हां,पक्का कसम से..😂

पन्द्रह मिनट बाद भी जब वर्मा जी जोर जोर से वार्तालाप जारी किए हुए थे...😀
तब वो महिला जो कि परेशान हो चुकी थी.....😎
फोन के पास जाकर जोर से बोली:-
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अनिल डार्लिंग फ़ोन बंद करो ना.....😎
बहुत हो चुका......😎

अब तुम्हारी प्रीती और इंतजार नहीं कर सकती....!😎😎

अब वर्मा जी हॉस्पीटल से वापिस आ चुके है और.........😎
उन्होंने सार्वजनिक स्थान पर मोबाइल का इस्तेमाल पूरी तरह से बंद कर दिया है
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