give me the self confidence and optimism of whoever tried to carry on the chain saw
https://twitter.com/TSA_Gulf/status/1421858864807489543
“i am sorry sir but the carry on limit is two juggling pins u will have to leave one of the juggling pins behind”
https://twitter.com/TheRealWBTC/status/1422659551321497600
if it makes any body feel safer i believe that is not an actual hand grenade but merely a hand gun disguised as a hand grenade
https://twitter.com/TheRealWBTC/status/1422659551321497600
“no those are not brightly colored butt plugs come on”
my DMs rn
my DMs rn
also who else noticed the walking stick with the metal dogs head handle
this swiss army knife has a full size fork and it is not even a spork such a power move
https://twitter.com/weezmgk/status/1422670561285611520
relying on my extensive video game experience i can reliably identify this as a grappling hook
https://twitter.com/Sh_tMyCatSays/status/1422671271922446341
on the one hand
yes one might question the 'danger' of nail clippers
but
imagine someone on your flight sitting next to u cutting their toe nails with the nail clippers
yes one might question the 'danger' of nail clippers
but
imagine someone on your flight sitting next to u cutting their toe nails with the nail clippers
https://twitter.com/youJeann/status/1422695515058184196
the fuck is everything on this table a knife disguised as something else what is up with u people trying to hide your knives
https://twitter.com/Mark_J_Ryan/status/1422697468899340292
i am also skeptical these brass knuckle owners actually believe these brass knuckles will actually help them in any situation beyond getting them confiscated by the tsa
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