Let's take a pause here.

In my first 8 years on Twitter, I sent 100,000 Tweets (ave 30 per day). Most of those were on tech topics

From 2015 to today, I've sent 140,000 Tweets (ave 60 per day). Most of them jokes about Trumpomobsters

Almost never, have name Republicans reacted
The ABSOLUTE dumbest thing anyone in power position can do is to engage on Twitter with a comedian (or one like me, who is not a real comedian, just plays one on Twitter). It is social media. You cannot win, but you will HELP SPREAD a joke that MOCKS YOU

Dumbest thing you can do
What idiot & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis just did, was take a lame joke of mine, that had less than 10,000 TOTAL REACH (among DEMs who KNOW the truth about Trump loser attorneys) & spread it to reach 175,000 - almost all REPUBLICANS. At least 150,000 who would never have seen it
My TOTAL reach is about 90,000 people. Never do all my total reach see a single Tweet, unless I retweet it many times, because are not in the SAME TIME ZONE (my reach is global, not just USA, because of the tech topics history). It is RARE for any joke of mine to reach 100,000
So not only did idiot & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis spread a corrosive mocking joke about Trumpomess attorneys TO REPUBLICANS - she did something worse. Many came to my TW feed, and found my PINNED Tweet.

It is the item about the 3 traitors Gym Jordan, Ron Johnson & Scott Perry
That is a WEEK OLD Thread. I was wondering, why suddenly so many hostile, Republican reactions to an ancient Thread. I had FORGOTTEN it is my Pinned Tweet. And the only reason Republicans are NOW angered by it, is they came because of Jenna Ellis to visit my TW Feed.
So not only did idiot & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis help spread a joke Tweet that mocks HER. She spread it to Republicans who are the ultimate target but rarely see such jokes

She then led those Republicans to THIS painful thread exposing truth of GOP traitors

Jenna is a moron
And PS. Now 12 hours after Jenna Ellis spread my joke to Republicans, it has passed 450,000 total reads. At least 400,000 of those will have been Republicans. Who read a joke that mocks Trump attorneys

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Some of those woke up..

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