Are you one of those Muslims who get upset and defensive when non-Muslims and atheists accuse Muslims of being obsessed with sex?

Let's consider the translation of the Qur'an - 78:31-33 is a good example in this case.

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for the righteous


And splendid companions

and a cup
Word-for-word translation:

78:31 Indeed, for the righteous, success!
78:31 Gardens, grapevines,
78:31 And splendid companions, well matched,
78:31 And a cup, full.

Simple, and straightforward.
Now consider these traditional translations:

78:31 Indeed, the righteous will have salvation—
78:32 Gardens, vineyards,
78:33 and full-bosomed maidens of equal age,
78:34 and full cups ˹of pure wine˺
(this is a new translation by Mustafa Khattab)
78:31 Indeed, for the righteous is attainment
78:32 Gardens and grapevine
78:33 And full-breasted [companions] of equal age
78:34 And a full cup
(Shaih International)
78:31 Lo! for the duteous is achievement
78:32 Gardens enclosed and vineyards
78:33 And maidens for companion
78:34 And a full cup

Pick any traditional translation and check, please.

HOW IN THE WORLD did they get from "splendid" to "full-bosomed" and "companions" to "maidens", when in 78:31 God does not specify any gender for "the righteous", if they were not obsessed with sex?
And what would happen to the people who read and live by these translations without thinking?
One obvious question would be - since men are getting women with big boobs, what are the rewards for women? do they get men with big dicks?
Or, if women were not addressed in 78:33, are they not rewarded?

What is so *wrong* with sticking to the straightforward translation of "splendid companions"?

Isn't it attractive enough for men to believe in the Qur'an? perverted fucks.
And you, reading these translations... did you never stop and think?
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Here's the Arabic: وَكَوَاعِبَ أَتْرَابًا (78:33)
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