I only do Twitter to say thanks or tell people how to do their bloody jobs. @thameswater how is that going by the way? Emailed you twice. Yesterday and and 6am. Wakey wakey
Apologies @thameswater was not 6am was 6.45am. I waited until a more reasonable hour when I thought you might finally be up 💋
Look if @victoriaplum#trade can send me emails at 6.06am you bloody well can set up an auto response to say you’ll get back to me ASAP, at the very least!!
💕 you @VictoriaPlumUK your bathrooms are awesome. Until they go wrong 😆. But you fix them quickly. Now, about my platinum discount…
Oops Wrong Victoria. Sorry! 😣 You don’t email me at 6.06am. Soz
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@premierinn hellooo. Pipe lagging is not a dirty word. I’ve been kept awake by either noisy pipes or someone upstairs is having a really really good night. And maybe send up ice as they will be sore ;).
Then my key didn’t work, so I had to disturb your lovely night colleague to cut it again. I know it’s a BH weekend during the Plague. But you can do better. Pop to @BandQ and buy some mufflers for your pipes 😘😂
@premierinn your staff are lovely but overworked and underpaid. Please give them all a raise. Say it’s been ordered by me. Kyle from Newquay, Craig from Quinton Downs abs shower was on shift before Craig. Ta 😘💋
1/Debated long and hard about writing this
You know me, about 10 whole minutes 😘
The B word
If you don’t like to talk about it, off you f*ck.
Ta
However you voted, I still love you.
Might dislike you a bit, sometimes, but still 💕 you.
And I may be warming a 3 day old…
2/ kipper to hide somewhere in your house…for fun…
I am constantly astounded by the poor education policy in this country, lacking time to discuss real world issues, from mortgages to credit cards to politics.
And then we come to the B word.
You were lied to…
3/ The clusterf*ck around us now, from no garden brown bin emptying, empty shelves, no lorry drivers, no blood test vials, do you know what caused it?
Can’t buy 19000 🚬 on holiday and bring them home.
Can’t take a 🐕 easily on holiday.
Can’t do a booze cruise and have a…