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27 Aug, 5 tweets, 2 min read
I only do Twitter to say thanks or tell people how to do their bloody jobs. @thameswater how is that going by the way? Emailed you twice. Yesterday and and 6am. Wakey wakey
Apologies @thameswater was not 6am was 6.45am. I waited until a more reasonable hour when I thought you might finally be up 💋
Look if @victoriaplum #trade can send me emails at 6.06am you bloody well can set up an auto response to say you’ll get back to me ASAP, at the very least!!
💕 you @VictoriaPlumUK your bathrooms are awesome. Until they go wrong 😆. But you fix them quickly. Now, about my platinum discount…
Oops Wrong Victoria. Sorry! 😣 You don’t email me at 6.06am. Soz

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@BBCOxford

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