1/Debated long and hard about writing this
You know me, about 10 whole minutes 😘
The B word
If you don’t like to talk about it, off you f*ck.
Ta
However you voted, I still love you.
Might dislike you a bit, sometimes, but still 💕 you.
And I may be warming a 3 day old…
You know me, about 10 whole minutes 😘
The B word
If you don’t like to talk about it, off you f*ck.
Ta
However you voted, I still love you.
Might dislike you a bit, sometimes, but still 💕 you.
And I may be warming a 3 day old…
2/ kipper to hide somewhere in your house…for fun…
I am constantly astounded by the poor education policy in this country, lacking time to discuss real world issues, from mortgages to credit cards to politics.
And then we come to the B word.
You were lied to…
I am constantly astounded by the poor education policy in this country, lacking time to discuss real world issues, from mortgages to credit cards to politics.
And then we come to the B word.
You were lied to…
3/ The clusterf*ck around us now, from no garden brown bin emptying, empty shelves, no lorry drivers, no blood test vials, do you know what caused it?
Can’t buy 19000 🚬 on holiday and bring them home.
Can’t take a 🐕 easily on holiday.
Can’t do a booze cruise and have a…
Can’t buy 19000 🚬 on holiday and bring them home.
Can’t take a 🐕 easily on holiday.
Can’t do a booze cruise and have a…
4/ wild party after
Need to have 6+months validity on your passport, which costs you more
Can’t get a €13 flight to see friends*
Can’t send your delightful teenager off for a year to study in EU for less £££ than Uk, and a better & wider education.
Can’t marry a foreign…
Need to have 6+months validity on your passport, which costs you more
Can’t get a €13 flight to see friends*
Can’t send your delightful teenager off for a year to study in EU for less £££ than Uk, and a better & wider education.
Can’t marry a foreign…
national unless you and they earn enough
The list goes on & on…
Not just the Plague.
Everyone blames the plague.
It’s an excuse.
And slightly to blame, but it just makes the entire situation worse.
*ok I lied about that one. That’s mostly the Plague 😉
It’s the B word…
The list goes on & on…
Not just the Plague.
Everyone blames the plague.
It’s an excuse.
And slightly to blame, but it just makes the entire situation worse.
*ok I lied about that one. That’s mostly the Plague 😉
It’s the B word…
6/ Brexit and/or Boris.
Take your pick.
Someone, who shall remain nameless but is screenshotted below, told me to read the Daily Mail and not draw my own conclusions.
The Daily Mail?
Seriously.
I do read it.
I read all the papers if I have time.
I read the Daily Mail as
Take your pick.
Someone, who shall remain nameless but is screenshotted below, told me to read the Daily Mail and not draw my own conclusions.
The Daily Mail?
Seriously.
I do read it.
I read all the papers if I have time.
I read the Daily Mail as
7/ a comic, much like Viz.
And I trust the lovely tutors, lecturers and those pesky experts who helped me gain my politics degree ever so slightly over the Daily Mail
FFS
I give up.
Next week we’ll be discussing vaccines and how Bill Gates isn’t watching your every move…
And I trust the lovely tutors, lecturers and those pesky experts who helped me gain my politics degree ever so slightly over the Daily Mail
FFS
I give up.
Next week we’ll be discussing vaccines and how Bill Gates isn’t watching your every move…
8/ through the 5G chip in your arm. Medical friends can feel free to chip in with short explanations of how the polio vaccine was and is a good thing.
And the B word again.
Because it’s worth saying, again and again and again, not I told you so, but you were lied to… sorry
And the B word again.
Because it’s worth saying, again and again and again, not I told you so, but you were lied to… sorry
Yeah.
That too.
Gone.
Not the internet!
The EU fund that paid for this and many many other lovely things and didn’t advertise it well enough
That too.
Gone.
Not the internet!
The EU fund that paid for this and many many other lovely things and didn’t advertise it well enough
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