Starter for eleven: an SSBN surfacing to pick anybody up at all. Immediately giving its position away to all and sundry)
(Which sort of invalidates the whole point of the show but 🤷♂️)
starter for twelve: the Lt Cdr XO who pretty much out and out states he got the job because he married an Admiral's daughter rather than on merit. Which, for anyone who knows anything about the Submarine Command Course, AKA "the Perisher", is pretty ludicrous.
Starter for thirteen: A reactor SCRAM causing the firefighting gas drench to go off for no apparent reason.
Starter for fourteen: letting a civilian with no sea survival training on an operational V boat.
Starter for fifteen: letting a civilian wander around said operational V boat unaccompanied.
Starter for sixteen: she probably doesn't even have the appropriate security clear... okay I'll leave this line of thought alone.
Starter for seventeen: in open ocean the boat "doesn't hear" a giant VLCC tanker and almost hits it.
(At least the CO loses his mind over this)
Starter for eighteen: why is the submarine always depicted as going *really fast*?
SSBNs are built for stealth, which means very slow speeds and lots of being quiet.
Starter for nineteen: all the spaces onboard are massive.
Starter for twenty: the Faslane "peace camp" is nowhere near that impressive in real life.
Starter for Blackjack: everyone in the control room spontaneously applauds when they get the reactor back online.
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A couple of thoughts on the Australian decision to abandon the Attack-class diesel-electric submarine programme in favor of pursuing a nuclear-powered submarine fleet in co-operation with the USA and UK./1
This decision, which has apparent bi-partisan support within Australia signals the commencement of what will be by far one of the most significant defence-industrial challenges their country has embarked upon in its history./2
When Britain decided to explore nuclear submarine propulsion in the early 1950s competing priorities between its atomic weapons programme, civil nuclear industry and an alternate development path: Hydrogen Peroxide propulsion, ultimately placed them far behind the USA./3
Through the 1970s and early 1980s the Royal Navy extensively retrofitted the Leander class of frigates to carry a range of more modern weapons systems and sensors.
So, what did it cost to convert one of these:
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Into one of these?
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The answer, it turns out, is an eye-watering amount of money.
Here's a breakdown of the Leander retrofits (Yellow) compared with some other major modifications to ships already in service (Blue) as well as the new build programmes running from 1968-1985. Costs are in 1985 £./3
I think i've teased you all enough. So here it is, how the FORTIS '21 (the Royal Navy's name for the deployment of the @HMSQNLZ carrier strike group's deploymenet to the Pacific) compares with similar annual group deployments conducted by the Royal Navy over the last 40 years./1
First of all, here are the four largest peacetime group deployments since 1982:
Argonaut '01 containing a whopping 26 ships of all types conducted in Exercise SAIF SAREEA 2 off Oman.
Aurora '04 visited the USA to develop amphibious skills after the '98 & '03 Defence Reviews./2
Ocean Wave '97 saw the group visit the Pacific & oversaw the ceremonial handover of Hong Kong.
Cougar '11 saw the roll out of the new "Response Force Task Group" concept after the 2010 SDSR, exercised in the Gulf before elements of it took part in the 2011 Libya Intervention./3
So, it's Friday and the sandcastle guy is gonna talk about aircraft carriers again.
I thought it would be worth it, in the general context of the recent rumors surrounding the QE Programme, the upcoming Defence White Paper and various social media reactions to the above./1
I hope that the last several years spent outlining why these ships, and other aircraft carriers, are the way they have percolated through to my audience.
That said, there are still a great many people who seem convinced that the whole programme is a delusional nonsense./2
Clearly, if you've followed me for any length of time then you'll know that I disagree with that view. Having studied the subject for a good while I have come to the conclusion that aircraft carrying warships remain very useful implements for defence and wider UK state policy./3
Right, it's THREAD time on the Royal Marines' Future Commando Force, amphibious shipping, budgets and options.
I'll preface everything I say here with a couple of caveats. This is very much a 'first contact' impression and some somewhat rough thoughts, I'm not possessed of all the facts & amphibious warfare practitioners within the RN & RM who do have them are free to correct any mistakes
Second, this isn't a forensic analysis of the budget (although direction of travel and some options will be discussed) and as such any proposed structures and concepts may be taken with a grain of salt.
Frigates, Destroyers and some cool graphics explaining why the recent "15 RN escorts" stories in the newspapers aren't telling the whole story in some rather important ways.
First of all here's the key for these graphics.
Blue = In the water, avalable for tasking (including working up and training).
Black = In refit, out of the water and not available for tasking.
Grey = Laid up without a full crew (including units allocated for Harbour Training).
Orange ships are those which have received significant power and propulsion upgrades. These include the Type 45 PIP and Type 23 PGMU upgrades.
The numbers at the top and bottom represent the number of escorts and OPVs in the water & crewed. i.e. the number of blue/orange ships.