Thread by @drjanaway

Looking forward to 'more British shows on TV. I have a few pitches:

'Queues and views.'

Piers Morgan interviews people in the Greggs queue about controversial political issues and then storms out. Celebrity guests include Johnny Vegas and Larry the Cat

#Britishness

'Great teas of the Island'

The ghost of Maggie Thatcher invades the homes of pensioners and ensures they are not drinking PG tips. Episode one includes Judi Dench performing an exorcism. Music provided by Ed Sheeran.

'Priti Patel; Refugee roundup'

A documentary series follows the beleaguered home secretary as she teams up with the 'Clandestine threat commander' to chase asylum seekers with a large net. Sponsored by Wetherspoons. Music by Morrisey.

'Primark Hunt'

Jimmy Carr's accountant hosts this game show where people rounded up from Emergency Department waiting rooms are given 1 hour to find as many bargains as possible. The catch? Wolves are released every 3 minutes.

'Four-hour target'

This NHS documentary follows a first-year doctor attempting not to get punched in the face by drunks as she navigates a busy inner-city emergency department. Music by Rammstein. Commentary by Nikki Minaj.

'Where do you come from?'

Fly on the wall documentary following Nigel Farage wandering around beaches with a stick and an attitude.

'Mask or no mask'

Renowned musicians 'Right said fred' enter public buses without a facemask and argue with scientists about the value of public health measures. Celebrity guests include Chris Whitty, Matt Hancock, and the ghost of Alexander Fleming.

'Who is your father?'

12 part series following a private detective attempting to source DNA from Boris Johnson to facilitate over £400,000 in child support. Guests include Bear Grills and Daniel Craig.

'Alan Sugars sweet ideas'

Alan sugar yells at people on the street.