Thread by @soylajefita

Immunology jokes are all over the internet: 😁

- What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
- Antibiotics. 💊

- What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
- Well, you’re not a very good host. 🦠

A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless...
...everyone gets it. 🐄

- What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
- Is there antibody out there?

- Why are ants immune to the coronavirus?
- Because they have anty bodies. 🐜

Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system. 😉

- What do you call an emotional COVID19 immunization?
- A Vacc-scene 💉

-Who knew dogs were immune?
-The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Now we know WHO let the dogs out.🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺

- Only anti-vaxxers will get this
- Measles 😆

What do all virus jokes have in common? They’re catchy. 🎣

- We are fighting two pandemics:
-COVID19 and stupidity 😅

- Health experts lie.
- Why do you say that?
- They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store. When I got there, everyone else had clothes on. 😷

In 2018, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough. 💨

- What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke?
- Be patient. 🩺

Ahora tocó en inglés…no he encontrado chistes de estos en español, caray.🙃