the fascination with kid-gloving trump supporters like they’re some sort of alien species journalists are on safari to see continues and meanwhile nobody wants to ask biden voters about their perspectives because it’s boring tv
I mean in a way it’s a brilliant hack of traditional media’s total compulsion to both sides any dynamic they encounter. “we get to behave as total deranged morons and they can’t say anything because they need us to be their counterpoint”
this clip is pure gold, they even admit they’re embarrassed to say what sort of shit they’re into. they are totally aware it’s berserk and contemptible. they’re ashamed to be honest. but oh isn’t it quaint they’re in a train and so polite this would make a charming postcard
dear ma, today I had a delightful ride in an iron horse with some fascinating natives. they seem to be fascists but of the kinder, gentler sorts. my studies continue. tomorrow we travel to speak with the daughters of the confederacy, quite mad! say hello to little johnny for me
these are not stupid people. they know enough to be too ashamed to say what it is they really feel. they’re highly functional and aware of what they can and cannot say. and the media goes on supplying the cover of “look at these cute simpletons isn’t it something!”
ted koppel just standin there like a lamppost with a big dopey isnt-that-something look on his face because only at the networks do you get to be dusted off out of mothballs on work you did entire eras ago and sold as some sort of reclusive journalism genius
and I want to talk about ted koppel getting this gig, it’s a deliberate tell of what cbs is thinking: let’s put ol’ ted out there because these folks know him and will trust him. he’s a soothing presence. they’re easily startled by bright lights and loud noises.
it is so remarkably condescending and enabling at the same time I’m struggling to adequately describe it. these producers hide themselves behind this cloak of “we know you hate the media” while simultaneously embracing the reasons folks are not exactly wrong to do so
there are hundreds of great journalists who could’ve gotten on this train and asked real questions. cbs picked the guy they knew would just gently poke at the subjects, like some sort of tranquilized and casually bemused guidance counselor
in conclusion, the media is a land of contrasts and fuck cbs and ted koppel

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