D: Republicans are doing a bad thing, and should stop

R: But I found some Democrats who also do the bad thing

D: THEN EVERYBODY SHOULD STOP DOING THE BAD THING

R: No
D: Why not?

R: Hypocrisy loophole

D: What’s that

R: As long as we can find one example of a Democrat who does the bad thing, the GOP can continue to do the bad thing indefinitely without fear of reprisal

D: That sounds insane

R: And by “the bad thing”, we mean any bad thing
R: If everybody does a bad thing, it means that nobody is responsible for it

D: That is the literal antonym of the truth

R: And yet, our national discourse is beholden to a “balanced” discussion where my views must be respected

D: Or what?

R: We accuse the MSM of being biased
D: Why is it so hard for you to just stop doing the bad thing

R: Because we’ve dug in our heels & spent the last year & change insisting the bad thing is actually a good thing

D: Are you blind to the consequences

R: Those are easy to ignore if we provide other explanations
D: If you have one half of the public overwhelmingly insisting a bad thing should stop & the other half of the public overwhelmingly insisting the bad thing isn’t their fault, it’s absurd to nitpick exceptions when you could be focusing on STOPPING THE BAD THING

R: 😂 Again: no

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The racist southern conservatives used to be Democrats. Today, the racist southern conservatives are Republicans.

Chatlie Kirk’s proposal to deputize citizens to protect white America from invading brown-skinned hordes sounds a whole lot like the blueprint of the Ku Klux Klan.
The Democratic Party has grown far more progressive on civil rights in the past 50 years. Even Byrd himself renounced the Klan & was recognized by the NAACP for his commitment to racial equality.

I assume most conservatives already know this. But they simply choose to ignore it.
And yet, they persist. They cry out “BUT ROBERT BYRD!” whenever they are confronted with yet another example of the current GOP’s appalling support of racist practices. Their support of police brutality, no matter how blatant or unjustified. Their demonization of immigrants.
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You don’t hear pro-choice advocates or Biden voters complaining that it’s so unfair that they might immediately be rejected by attractive or desirable people if their true opinions were known
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20 Sep
THIS JUST IN: Trump Supporters Are Fucking Insane
thedailybeast.com/texas-restaura…
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The Republican Party POLITICIZED the Coronavirus, full goddamned stop.

Subject, active verb, direct object.
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⭐️ 2001 ⭐️

D: Why do you think the terrorists attacked us?

R: Because they hate our freedom

⭐️ 2021 ⭐️

D: Why do you think we have mask and vaccine mandates?

R: Because you hate our freedom

#NeverForget 
#NoHuggingNoLearning
D: Maybe you would reach a different conclusion if you listened to what the CDC was telling us

R: But it’s FAKE NEWS

D: Oh, FFS

R: Once you understand COVID is a Democrat hoax no worse than the flu, it becomes quite obvious that mandates are part of an anti-freedom agenda
D: So you think the US government is enforcing lockdowns because they hate our personal freedom, & that’s it?

R: In the words of Sherlock Holmes: once we eliminate everything that we have been repeatedly told is impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
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10 Sep
⭐️ SEPT 8 ⭐️

R: The COVID-19 resurgence is a testament to the failure of Joe Biden

D: Biden didn’t fail; you just refuse to take the vaccine

R: I repeat: Biden failed

D: What do you want him to do

R: 😂

⭐️ SEPT 9 ⭐️

BIDEN: I am announcing a vaccine mandate

R: NOOOOOOOO!!!
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D: He tried that for months; you clearly won’t listen

R: Well, it’s his fault for trusting obvious charlatans like Dr. Fauci & the CDC
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D: That sounds less than fully legit

R: You only say that because you’re brainwashed
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2. As it stands, we barely have two
3. They are nominally called “Democrats” & “Republicans”, in what I presume is a nod to tradition
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5. It is not news that most Americans hold views that fall outside the confines of our current Party designations
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