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24 Sep, 5 tweets, 1 min read
and then he called his mama, combed some Brylcreem in his hair and tossed a pizza in a sleeveless t-shirt
Wondering if I could grab a woman's ass and shrug it off to my hot Iowa blood
Ciao, baby, how about you and me go to Hy-Vee on my John Deere and pick up a 6 pack of Natty Light, we could talk about the weather or something Image
gonna need somebody to photoshop DeKalb hats on those guys
HOW TO INTERPRET IOWA HAND GESTURES

guy driving pickup in the opposite direction lifts one index finger from steering wheel: hello

This concludes the complete encyclopedia of Iowa hand gestures

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Latest #CFBMarbleGame rankings are out: ND now #1, 3-way SEC tie at #2 with Alabama, Georgia & Arkansas
*brief reminder of the rules:

Every P5 team (+Notre Dame & BYU) starts with 200 marbles, all other FBS team starts with 100.

Beat an opponent at home or neutral site, take 20% of their marbles; beat an opponent on the road, take 25% of their marbles.
example: Iowa has 321 marbles (#9) and UMD has 289 marbles (#15). They play at UMD Friday night.

If Iowa wins they take away 72 of UMD's marbles and jump (temporarily at least) to #1.

If UMD wins they will take 64 of Iowa's marbles and jump (temporarily at least) to #2.
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26 Sep
Today's episode of #DavesCarIDService is brought to you by the all new 1956 Gaylord Gladiator. Visit your local dealer today and get inside a Gaylord! ImageImage
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Important announcement from the Oregon State Prom Chaperone
*please note: this does NOT mean you can be closer than 6 inches during slow dances
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Banksy: makes painting that shreds itself when somebody buys it
Hunter Biden: makes painting that shreds the names of people who buy it
A: go to art school
B: make painting
C: live anonymous life of desperation, addiction, and debauchery
D: die
E: somebody pays $1 million for your painting

Regular artist: A-B-C-D-E
Hunter Biden: C-E-B
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ONE DAY AT A COMPANY WITH 101 EMPLOYEES

intercom: Bob and Chuck please report to the manager's office

Or, on second thought, how about I just fire you both now so I don't have to deal with any of this bullshit at all
I got 99 problems and OSHA ain't one
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