Banksy: makes painting that shreds itself when somebody buys it
Hunter Biden: makes painting that shreds the names of people who buy it
A: go to art school
B: make painting
C: live anonymous life of desperation, addiction, and debauchery
D: die
E: somebody pays $1 million for your painting

Regular artist: A-B-C-D-E
Hunter Biden: C-E-B
Nothing says "emerging artist" like the 50 year old crackhead son of the president of the United States whose heretofore artistic medium was brokering oil & gas deals in Ukraine
Art gallery: we will keep the name of buyers strictly anonymous, even to the Bidens
Buyers: and we will keep our names strictly anonymous to everybody except the Bidens
theartnewspaper.com/blog/hunter-bi…
when political ethics meet art ethics, now that's what I call pure distilled concentrate of super-duper-hyper ethics
Oh, I don't forget that at all. And I'm sure the Trumps are kicking themselves for not thinking of the Emerging Artist scam first. A couple of $500k finger paintings beats the hell out hiring a ghost writer and a print run for a book no one will read.
What if I told you it is possible that both Trump and Biden have access-peddling grifter garbage children

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