A: go to art school
B: make painting
C: live anonymous life of desperation, addiction, and debauchery
D: die
E: somebody pays $1 million for your painting
Regular artist: A-B-C-D-E
Hunter Biden: C-E-B
Nothing says "emerging artist" like the 50 year old crackhead son of the president of the United States whose heretofore artistic medium was brokering oil & gas deals in Ukraine
Art gallery: we will keep the name of buyers strictly anonymous, even to the Bidens
Buyers: and we will keep our names strictly anonymous to everybody except the Bidens theartnewspaper.com/blog/hunter-bi…
when political ethics meet art ethics, now that's what I call pure distilled concentrate of super-duper-hyper ethics
Oh, I don't forget that at all. And I'm sure the Trumps are kicking themselves for not thinking of the Emerging Artist scam first. A couple of $500k finger paintings beats the hell out hiring a ghost writer and a print run for a book no one will read.
If you can't understand the utter mock-worthy absurdity of a bunch of Brussels bureaucrats issuing HR warnings to cavemen who just dispatched the largest military force on Earth, I'm afraid I can't help you
I have it on good authority that @NateEMiller will be keeping track of the CFB Marble Game again this season. Rankings aren't really meaningful until week 5 or 6.
1. Every P5 (+ND & BYU) team starts with 200 marbles, every G5 team starts with 100 2. win at home/neutral field, take 20% of opponent's marbles; win on road, take 25%
Thus as of right now:
Every P5 team w/ a road W vs a P5 team has 250 marbles
Every P5 team w/ a home W vs a P5 team has 240
Every P5 team w/ a road W vs G5 team has 225
Every P5 team w/ home W vs G5 team has 210
Every P5 team w/ win vs FCS has 200
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*1959 Cadillac assembly line, when Detroit and tailfins were at their peak. If you have a mystery vehicle you'd like solved, please first read our Terms of Service agreement:
What's all this about dewormed horses shooting COVID doctors in Oklahoma
I blame Bat Child
God bless our brave Rolling Stone reporters on the ground in Oklahoma, risking assault rifle-toting horses, COVID tornados, and murderous Sturgis bikers all hopped up on dewormers and meth to bring us the news
*The Pick Sisters, performers with Irving's Midgets, who are about to open for Barbara Lamarr and "The Shooting of Dan McGrew" at the Riviera Theater Chicago 1924. In the background you can see the Uptown Theater under construction.
**Standing behind a 1923-24 Nash sedan; across Racine Ave are a 1924 Moon and 1924 Hudson sedan. The corner of Broadway, Lawrence & Racine in Uptown was ground zero for Prohibition Chicago speakeasies and theaters, including the Aragon Ballroom and Al Capone's Green Mill.