me (watching gbbo): oh no another coronavirus season. an achy breaky heart parody??? nooo its jumped the shark

the show: jürgen likes to play the trombone with his family to serenade the brighton waterfront and his rabbit, humphrey.

tom runs a model train business.
also matt deadpan singing the flintstones theme song in german ("yabba dabba doo zeit") was a pure genius moment
i wanna fuck the sexy greek man. im also sad that we're lacking two stock characters, the english rose and the chaos gay
we have an italian named giuseppe!!!! #GBBO
is Chigs a common name in england
"it should be rich and moist... like paul hollywood"
that bouquet cake was astonishing from crystelle. just beautiful. i missed this show 😭

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