cw// a/b/o bottom!lwj

wwx secretly hopes to present as an omega so that he can be considered as a mate candidate for lwj, who is /clearly/ going to present as an alpha.

when wwx becomes an alpha, he's so disappointed. but just as he's getting over it, lwj presents as an omega.
wwx was so sad about his presentation! he has quite the crush on the second jade of lan and maybe daydreams about catching his attention during mate selections. and now he can't ever have it. because both he and lwj will be alphas.

except no. lwj presents as an omega.
everyone treats lwj differently after his presentation. some look down on him more. others linger near him a bit longer, their gazes tracing his body and resting on his belly.

lwj takes a few weeks to smack everyone and reassert his position as head of discipline.
the courtship gifts start coming in, many from those who claim that lwj is too uptight, cold, or an overall bitch. alphas like a challenge and lwj is quite the challenge.

and then there's wwx, who is frantically changing his plans from pursued to pursuer. he was not prepared! 😭
all the gifts lwj has received are lavish, a show of wealth or connections with the implication of a good, comfortable lifestyle for him should he accept.

wwx, on the other hand, has no money or a home of his own 😭😭😭 all he can promise is his devotion.
he tries, though. he knows lwj dislikes the expensive courtship gifts; he's not even sure if lwj /likes/ him, so he frames his gifts as harmless teasing.

a portrait of lwj. two bunnies. a peony. a poem that wwx chickened out on and left unsigned.
meanwhile lwj is DYING. he thinks he's going insane trying to look deeper into wwx's gifts when wwx seems to give them to him so nonchalantly.

are these courtship gifts or not?? does the portrait signify admiration or does wwx just like to doodle?? WHAT DO THE BUNNIES MEAN?
wwx: lan zhan look at these bunnies! aren't they cute?

lwj, holding the bunnies, silently panicking: do these symbolize the many children you plan on giving me if we are to marry

wwx: sorry?

lwj:

lwj: never mind
wwx gets interested omegas too. he is, after all, handsome and charming. some of the omega students in the cloud recesses like to giggle at his clever retorts.

it makes lwj SEETHE with jealousy. that's HIS alpha. only he should be allowed to flirt with him and sit on his di
wwx knows a lot about what omegas go through since he assumed he would present as one. when lwj's first heat comes, he's surprised to find a pile of blankets and pillows and soft things outside his door. wwx waves from a safe distance away and offers a thumbs-up of encouragement.
lwj is very appreciative of all the soft things, but he is dismayed that they hold so little of wwx's scent. he mopes about it after he has finished building his nest.

on the flip side, wwx knows NOTHING about being an alpha. he knows they can form knots, but that's it.
he's at a loss at the increased aggression he feels. he nearly beats another alpha into a pulp after they joke about how boring it would be to lie with a distant omega like lwj. he also can't shake the intense desire to /bite/ lwj. he has never wanted to bite his friend before.
he probably buys baby teething rings for himself and sadly chomps away at them whenever he's in the library pavilion copying rules with lwj. his teeth feel so itchy. 🥺
lwj, holding up a teething ring: what is this?

wwx: oh that's mine. it's a teething ring

lwj: but these are for babies

wwx: that's me. I'm the baby

lwj:

wwx: xianxian is three 🥺

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she smacks him.
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