Came across this Nice collection of profound statements and felt it was #TooGoodNotToShare
Enjoy the read!!!
✅Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain, just pray for a better umbrella.
That is called #Attitude.
✅When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish.
Only time matters.
Just hold on.
God gives #Opportunity to every one.
✅In a theatre when drama plays, you opt for front seats. When film is screened, you opt for rear seats.
Your position in life is only relative & #NotAbsolute.
✅For making soap, oil is required. But to clean oil, soap is required. This is the #IronyOfLife.
✅Life is not about finding the right person But about creating the right relationship.
✅It's not how we care in the beginning But how much we care till the end.
✅Every problem has (N+1) solutions: where N is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried.
✅When you are in problem, don't think it's the End. Actually It is only a Bend in life.
✅Difference between Man and God is God gives, gives and forgives. Man gets, gets and forgets.
✅Only two category of people are happy in life-The Mad and the Child. Be Mad to achieve a goal. Be a Child to enjoy what you achieved.
✅Never play with the feelings of others. You may win But you will loose the person for lifetime.
If each alphabet has a numeric value &
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
D is 4
E is 5
F is 6
G is 7
H is 8
I is 9
J is 10
K is 11
L is 12
M is 13
N is 14
O is 15
P is 16
Q is 17
R is 18
S is 19
T is 20
U is 21
Am sure you too will enjoy the read and find time to share with those you don’t want to deprive of some good humor 🤣
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart.
Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart:
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to.
2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.
3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.
4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem.