excited to pitch my next TV sitcom starring Kevin James as a librarian with me as his wife and our gang of MILFY, droopy-balled, BDSM and threesome-loving Lesbian friends who all work at a goth hospital. And for funsies we love racist boating. Image
need someone to illustrate my sitcom pitch
don't forget our Ebony blended family neighbors with plenty of stepsiblings
ngl montana is my speed

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