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Jenny Yang's touring the Northeast Oct 20-23

14 Oct, 11 tweets, 4 min read

shh. (puts a soft finger on your lips) just watch this movie trailer without knowing the title and let the feeling move you

one more tip: while you watch this trailer please do repress any longing for our leads to break into song. you will be sorely disappointed

and yes this is very much my shit and i will be watching this movie

https://twitter.com/cwarn89/status/1448616994899742720

and now pitches for alt movie titles...

my favorites include

TIMECUCK
and COCKBLOCK TIME MACHINE

or how about one of these?

https://twitter.com/cwarn89/status/1448616994899742720

NOT BEN SH*PIRO RETWEETING ME I DO NOT WANT TO BRING JOY TO THIS MAN

https://twitter.com/mamatiresias/status/1448584598926073865?s=21

feast your eyes upon this impeccable YES AND down thread. thank you Amy and Connie for your work 🙏🏽🙏🏽

https://twitter.com/mamatiresias/status/1448584598926073865?s=21

I DEMAND A KARAOKE SCENE IN THE ESTABLISHING COURTSHIP MONTAGE!!!!

@UnionHallNY

and finally here is my soundcloud

im going on tour 🍁🍃🍂🍁
leaf peeping in the northeast
10/20 #NYC @UnionHallNY
10/21 Cambridge/Boston @TheSinclair
10/22-23 Vermont @vtcomedy
tickets: jennyyang.tv
vaxx and mask required 🙏🏽🙏🏽
so much to talk about omg

https://twitter.com/needletimestack/status/1448790038997733377

guess who entered the chat? 😳

https://twitter.com/needletimestack/status/1448790038997733377

@crookedmedia

honorable mention for alt movie title pitches

CLOCKBLOCK (@crookedmedia)

and

TIME YOUR KIDS, TIME YOUR WIFE

https://twitter.com/TheKacieMarie/status/1448799259617234945

https://twitter.com/tompandolfo/status/1448802624590041089

"ITS LIKE SEEING THE TRAILER FOR

DUNE

AND AT THE END IT SAYS IN GIANT 60 POINT FONT...

"THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE SANDWORM""

lmaoooooooooo

https://twitter.com/tompandolfo/status/1448802624590041089

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yesterday was especially hard because we are finally moving him out...

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TO THE MEDIA: FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAY THEIR NAMES. THANKS.

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if you can figure out Saoirse Ronan and Ansel Elgort...

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the white hot rage i feel right now

this piece of shit white terrorist targeted Asian women in Atlanta

not surprised they captured him alive

placing bets now on the manifesto to come out justifying this fuckery

Asian women are your punchlines

Sex workers are your punchlines

Kung flu is your punchline

You fucking did this

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