[a very short thread]

caller to @LBC

On why for her mother's funeral despite it being outdoors she doesn't want to break the rules to attend because she has tested positive because one man FUCKING LET IT RIP

"I can't do that because that would make me as bad as them"
Here's Gove (AGAIN)

news.sky.com/story/coronavi…
If you were going to ease restrictions in July 2021

Either because you wanted Summer 2021 to proceed to avoid the economic cost of summer holiday damage

Or because you felt the public health situation "justified" such easing
THEN YOU COULD HAVE EASED RESTRICTIONS IN A MANNER THAT WOULD HAVE

1. Been carefully evaluated & communicated

2. Retained the ability should we need to go back the way in masks/mitigations/restrictions or public health interventions to carry the public

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19 Oct
[thread]

I would like to apologise to @DPJHodges

I am sorry

I said to you in response to your tweet below:

"And please try and engage brain before your craven client sycophancy"
I would like to say sorry

Because I neglected to include consideration of the possible rationale's you could have for such a post

1. You did not understand the guidance
2. You did not understand the circumstance of Boris/Carrie
3. You are a sycophant craven client propagandist
Now

If I was a national newspaper columnist

And it was 1 or 2 - and I did not understand

I would try and research the topic to gain an understanding

And having reached that understanding or at least informed backdrop

I would evaluate and argue a case
Read 17 tweets
13 Oct
[thread]

The day after Dominic Cummings boasts of taking over party

Confirms lie of many solutions to the NI border

They planned to break a treaty they signed up to knowing exactly what it was

The contempt for law, ethics & decency

Thatcher's party is dead in a ditch
Alas
Oh and I'm no fan of the Conservative's

But at least with Thatcher she would not have let a pandemic rip

See my Liz Truss thread here detailing what "build back better" is building back from

M. Thatcher

“Britain does not renounce Treaties.

Indeed, to do so would damage our own integrity as well as international relations.“

Also Maggie

"Under treaties we accept obligations which we ourselves help to formulate."

Read 18 tweets
8 Oct
[thread] I am going to quote from James Brokenshire MP

From his words on Hansard

I will juxtapose it with the words of the Prime Minister

RIP James Brokenshire MP

Condolences to your friends and family
"I am very grateful to you, Mr Speaker, for your kind wishes and kind comments and the support that you have given to me as I renew my acquaintance with the ways and processes of the Back Benches. I very much appreciate your kind words and support." Image
"A week ago today, I had the privilege to speak in the brain tumour debate inspired by the incredible work of Baroness Tessa Jowell." Image
Read 32 tweets
2 Oct
[thread] a word substitution game

Go on give it a try
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind cancer outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind heart disease outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
Read 9 tweets
24 Sep
[thread]

I am going to play a little game

Close your eyes

Imagine you are the British Prime Minister

The First Lord of the Treasury in text message speak

The "People's Prime Minister" if you wish to adorn yourself

The "Lion King" to cult members
Now I am going to do something really difficult

Ignore the last nearly 2 years of coronavirus

Ignore

Herd immunity
Locking down late
The lie of a protective ring
Joke of Operation Last Gasp
VIP lane corruption
Schools mess
Damage to economy
Weaponising vaccines for brexit
Ignore all that

If you can

Also

Ignore the over 150,000 dead

theguardian.com/world/2021/mar…
Read 24 tweets
23 Sep
[thread]

The Lion King

The People's Prime Minister

The King of the World

And his blessed address to the United Nations

My thoughts on his speech

gov.uk/government/spe…
"Mr President, Your Excellencies, ladies and gentlemen."

The King of the World really should not start of like this.

It should be dear citizens.

Or if you are Jacob Rees Mogg dear subjects.
"An inspection of the fossil record over the last 178 million years "

Any politicians who think the planet is only 6,000 years old turn away now

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/creationi…
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