[thread] a word substitution game

Go on give it a try
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind cancer outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind heart disease outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind stroke outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind dementia outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind domestic abuse outcomes –look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
“I’ve given you the most important metric – never mind life expectancy, never mind covid outcomes – look at wage growth.
“Wage growth is now being experienced faster by those on lower incomes. It hasn’t happened for 10 years or more. That is what I mean by levelling up.” ImageImageImageImage
The comment of course says so much about the man

Boris Johnson

But it says so so much more about those who *enable* him and *normalise* such

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24 Sep
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I am going to play a little game

Close your eyes

Imagine you are the British Prime Minister

The First Lord of the Treasury in text message speak

The "People's Prime Minister" if you wish to adorn yourself

The "Lion King" to cult members
Now I am going to do something really difficult

Ignore the last nearly 2 years of coronavirus

Ignore

Herd immunity
Locking down late
The lie of a protective ring
Joke of Operation Last Gasp
VIP lane corruption
Schools mess
Damage to economy
Weaponising vaccines for brexit
Ignore all that

If you can

Also

Ignore the over 150,000 dead

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[thread]

The Lion King

The People's Prime Minister

The King of the World

And his blessed address to the United Nations

My thoughts on his speech

gov.uk/government/spe…
"Mr President, Your Excellencies, ladies and gentlemen."

The King of the World really should not start of like this.

It should be dear citizens.

Or if you are Jacob Rees Mogg dear subjects.
"An inspection of the fossil record over the last 178 million years "

Any politicians who think the planet is only 6,000 years old turn away now

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[thread]

On @CommonsLeader @Jacob_Rees_Mogg

If you are going to lie

Then lie big

And lie straight to people's face

The contempt that you have for people who fall for the lies

Is only a close second to the contempt you have for yourself

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You see many years ago

A sad rabble of amoral cheating lying racist fantasy peddling flag shagging nativist charlatans

Managed to sell a con based on a red bus amongst so much else

That red bus of course £350 million a week
Having "won"

5 years after that win

The winners have so much to show for it

Billions of cost (in preparation costs, BOE stimulus and liabilities)

Billions of damages in lost growth

Lying to Her Majesty

Unlawfully proroguing the Mother of Parliaments

Breaking the law
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[thread] I would like to thank all those

Who in their defence of allegations of Priti Patel & Boris Johnson in relation to racism

Have not once played the ball

Thatcher said something about people like that

Instead...
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No not "Life in the fast lane"

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