I have a few new red flags that you would normally never hear me say, so I thought I’d provide a list.

As before, I will leave the MAGAtry out of it, and restrict my answers exclusively to terms & phrases popular with my political ALLIES.

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10. “Stop re-Tweeting the Former Guy; you’re just helping him stay relevant.”

I hate to break this to you, but nothing you or I say on this platform will stop Trump from becoming the 2024 GOP nominee. I know Twitter creates an illusion of intimacy, but it’s really not up to us.
9. “Grift” (in pretty much any context).

“It’s all a grift” is simplistic, & overly reductive of the threat Trump poses to our republic. I do not believe he’s just holding rallies to bilk his followers; I believe he fully intends to follow through with another White House run.
8. “Trumpers are only refusing vaccines to sabotage Biden!”

This logic makes no sense to me, as Trump’s base behaved exactly the same way when their guy was in charge. They fought tooth & nail against masks & social distancing, & still treated COVID like it was (mostly) a hoax.
7. “GQP”.

Okay, I do get this one. QAnon & Infowars conspiracy theories are now fully integrated into the mainstream of the GOP.

But this only registers visually: “GQP” does not work phonetically. (And I guess I “hear” the words in my head as I read them.) So, a no from me.
6. “Tuckums”

Nope; sorry. Baby talk rubs me the wrong way under the best of circumstances, and I don’t understand why it would be any more appropriate when describing white-nationalist menace Tucker Carlson. (“Because it’s annoying! 😂 LOL!” is not a valid reason.)
5. “You’re not helping!”

This is often a retort to criticism of the Democrats’ timidity & predilection for preemptive compromise. It comes across as nannying.

I do not believe Dems are above criticism, nor that their public standing is affected much by our comments on Twitter.
4. “KHive”.

Maybe this is sort of a cheat, because the only people I hear complaining about the so-called KHive are disgruntled leftists who never cared for Biden. These tend to be the same people who use term “girlboss” in a condescending & sexist way.
3. “Who?”

Ever see a joke repeated seven thousand times that wasn’t even that funny the first time?

If this is your only retort, go back to the drawing board. You’re just taking up space in the replies.
2. “We won’t have to worry about Trump in 2024 because he’ll be in jail!”

Yeah. Sure. Based on the progress we’ve collectively made in the months since he’s left office, I am not holding my breath waiting for that one.
1. “LET’S GOOOOOOO!!!”

Really? There are people who respond favorably to this?
RUNNERS-UP: Childish nicknames like “Rudy Ghouliani”, “Gym Jordan”, “Moscow Mitch”, etc.

Are we adults here, or what?

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