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25 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
#XianXianSeason

Baby WWX was definitely the kind of kid who was obsessed with WEIRD food combinations. You can't change my mind on this.
(I COULD make this knifey and talk about his childhood experiences with starvation, but I REFUSE.

I'm just gonna say this is an INBORN TRAIT, and even in modern AUs where he never experienced food insecurity, he still wants to put mayo on his oatmeal. 🤢)
WAIT OMG THIS TIES IN WITH MY BABY LWJ HEADCANON

Childhood sweethearts wangxian who decide they're meant to be, because baby WWX is the ONLY ONE who actually enjoys baby LWJ's weird little meals. 😭

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26 Oct
Omegaji sneakily scent-marking his best friend WWX.

...That's it, that's the concept.
It starts by accident! WWX forgets his jacket at home, so LWJ loans him one, and WWX borrows it.

And LWJ cannot help but observe (as he stealthily watches WWX for the rest of the day, as he does EVERY day) that FAR FEWER PEOPLE are hitting on WWX today.

👀👀👀
He is ALWAYS watching people hitting on WWX, and always feeling super salty about it. Chugging vinegar until he is a small shriveled pickled Omegaji!

But today...people start to approach WWX, and then BACK UP?

LWJ: 🕵️🔍?
LWJ: ...🤔
LWJ:💡!!!
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25 Oct
I am thinking of a modern AU where wangxian are both famous musicians, and they're dating.

And then they run into some problems, and go on a "break" to get some space from the relationship. And then they both create the most AMAZING albums of their entire careers.
Just. Pure raw unadulterated YEARNING and HEARTBREAK.

And it's incredible music, and they both win a lot of critical acclaim.

But everyone is kinda like Image
"Maybe...y'all should try to talk it out...if that's how you feel..."

Anyway, they do. They show up to the Grammys (where they're both up for Album of the Year) on each other's arm.

Whichever of them wins goes up to the podium and gives a speech like
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15 Oct
Sort of a Pregji-adjacent thought, but this one definitely doesn't have to be mpreg:

I think wangxian have a tiny bit of Friction™ during the first few months of their baby's life, because LWJ absolutely insists that someone MUST get up and go to the baby when they're crying.
WWX will go to the baby! He'll check on them! He'll cuddle them, check their diaper, assess whether they're hungry! He'll make sure they're not sick or hurt!

But if the baby is just crying for the sake of crying, he's OK with letting them try to cry it out for a while.
LWJ is much more of the mindset that if the baby is crying, at least one parent (preferably both parents!) MUST be attending them.

And I think they both struggle to bridge that gap.
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14 Oct
I am thinking of the Terrifying Yiling Patriarch, Immortal Emperor of the Cultivation World, Fearsome and Indefatigable, All Praise Him.

...Specifically, I am thinking of the Emperor constantly whining to his beloved Imperial Noble Consort.
"Lan Zhaaaaan. I can't answer those letters. My hand hurts. Write them for me! 🥺"

"Lan Zhaaaaan. I don't want to sit in the main hall to listen to petitioners. That seat is too hard. It hurts my ass! Well, if I go, will you kiss it better? 🥺"
The cultivators who have come to petition his help are quaking in their boots! Their fearsome emperor is late! Does this mean that someone has displeased him? Will be in a bad mood when he arrives??

...Actually, he just overslept.
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14 Oct
No, but I am really very obsessed with this idea now.

College student LWJ spots a hot thirtysomething. He positions himself in the guy's line of sight, and hints that he is open to accepting a drink.

This is usually MORE than enough to get him attention.
This usually results in the target TRIPPING over himself to rush to LWJ's side.

But this guy just looks him up and down, and goes, "No. :') You're EXTREMELY beautiful, sweetheart, but you don't even look old enough to drink. :') I am way too old for you. :')"
LWJ puts actually EFFORT into flirting, for the first time in his entire life!

And it gets him NOWHERE.

The guy just laughs, and pats LWJ's head. He has a son in second grade, dear heart. A son and a mortgage! Much too old for pretty college students.
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12 Oct
I delight in picturing the first time LWJ&LXC and WWX&JC witness each other resolving brotherly conflicts.
The Twin Jades sit in a sunny living room, drinking cups of steaming white tea that costs like five dollars an ounce.

They speak in hushed tones, and both of them try to claim full responsibility for the conflict.
WWX texts JC a picture of a donkey with a stupid look on its face and says, 'lmao chengcheng it's you!! <3'

JC texts back with, 'hey you stupid asshole there's leftover pizza in the fridge i'm gonna eat it all myself if you're not here in ten minutes'
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