Thread by @EduEngineer

Please don't let Fauci near us.

I would prefer not to be adopted by @CDCDirector

I wouldn't even sniff Ralph Baric.

Is this the face of the NIH?

@NIH what do you think of this one?

This beagle is smart enough to understand regulatory capture at the @CDCgov

@JoeBiden @FLOTUS
This one's name is Brandon.

This one's name is Maddie gu Garay.

@WHO
Why aren't you recommending masks for these beagles?

@jessicamalaty

@ydeigin
I named this one, "I'm blocking you for spamming a few words, not because I don't have arguments against what you're saying."

@EricTopol This one is named, "I'm an expert, but saw no problem at all with the #Surgisphere data."

@noorchashm There are as many beagles in this picture as there are complete risk-benefit analyses of #COVID19 vaccine effects.

@K_Sheldrick
This one is named, "Whatever I'm getting paid to do this, it's not enough, and probably won't pay for my gender reassignment surgery."

Isn't it adorable?

@jamesheathers
There are more beagles in this picture than healthy children age 5-11 who have died of #Covid_19

@MonicaGandhi9
I named this one, "Who is writing this script? Oh, what the hell, I'm getting paid."

@jsm2334 This one is called, "Oh, that's how sock puppet accounts work."

"Hi, my name is WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE BE GIVING MORE MONEY TO @EcoHealthNYC TO RUN MORE EXPERIMENTS?!"

@NIAIDClinRegs This one doesn't need to gain any function to be this cute.

I call this one, "Let's not talk about any world leaders who may or may not have been assassinated in order to vaccinate people there."

@DrWoodcockFDA
This little cuties name is, "We don't know many vaccines deaths there are because that would require a study."

@agnesbuzyn
This one is called, "I'm in the clear so long as nobody figures out that we already knew about the virus by October, 2019."

This one subscribes to #RoundingTheEarth at substack.

@DrEricDing This one is called, "I sent my son to school in a nation that didn't require masking of the kids."

This one I call, "performative pandemic response".

@parcc_inserm
"Who built that lab in Wuhan? You did. You did. That's who. Here's a treat."

@AVHernandezDiaz
This one is called, "Sure, I thought it was reasonable to published a meta-analysis immediately following #Surgisphere when no honest person thought the majority of my data points were real."

@CathrineAxfors
This puppy's name is, "most of my data is from a study that tested a drug in a way no doctor in the world was actually using it."

@DrTedros
This beagle has a question about people who never had a soul to begin with.

@GidMK
This little fella's leash is longer than seven years in graduate school without publishing a study in a field that gives nominal credit for any work that includes a graph with an axis labeled "Latinx".

@notdrfauci @coleyvegas @ToneVays @FauciFan @DrFaucis1

@MJA_Editor
Did this beagle take money from @BillGates?

@AllergyKidsDoc
This beagle, like most kids, doesn't understand what it means to be part of a large scale medical experiment of unknown consequences.

@TheodoreLytras
This beagle is named "Why does everything think I take money from Big Pharma?"

What an unusual name!

@leandrotessler
Not one of these puppies has embarrassed himself on camera completely misdescribing a meta-analysis he couldn't understand.

@leticiakawano
These little puppies never had to apologize publicly in the NEJM for failing to mention that nearly 40% of the "control group" in their study were very recently medicated with the medicines being studied.