It took 26 years, but Microsoft somehow broke the Windows 95 launch all-time cringe world record
https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1456344147103653889
Among us cringe fans it was considered to be unbreakable, like Bob Beamon's long jump in the 1968 Olympics. Hats off to everyone in Redmond for proving us wrong
"Hello, I'm Tiffani, and I am excited to tell you about the new 3 Egg Omelet Combo special at IHOP today. But first, did you know this IHOP is on land stolen from the Tonkawas, Caddoes, and Coahuila Tecans? I am a Caucasian with short brown hair and I am wearing an IHOP uniform."
Microsoft and Facebook must never be allowed to announce product launches on the same day, it might unleash a cringe shockwave that would cause the earth's mantle to collapse on itself
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