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5 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
I'm assuming CJ Beathard picked his stage name from an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Blast Hardcheese!
Stump Beefknob!
Punch Rockgroin!
Chord Overstreet!
Beathard, you moonlighting bastard
CJ Beathard's father is country songwriter Casey Beathard, so the deception goes even further than I initially thought
Actually "Crunch Beathard" would be an excellent MST3K name

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Actually U.S. Butthole merged with Amalgamated Sphincter, and now operate as Assco

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limber up boys and ghouls, it's time to dance at #DavesHalloweenSockHop

First up: Oscar & the Majestics, "Haunted House" (1964)

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Velcome to Part 2 of the #DavesCarIDService Halloween Scrapyard of Horrors BWA HAHAHAHA <pipe organ blast>
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Zuck: META
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