#omegaLWJseason
After wangxian get married, LWJ goes off his suppressants. He wants to have a heat cycle and get pregnant, so he stops taking his medicinal teas or whatever.
Slowly, his scent changes.
And the HGJ Respecting Quotient (HGJ-RQ) goes up DRAMATICALLY.
After wangxian get married, LWJ goes off his suppressants. He wants to have a heat cycle and get pregnant, so he stops taking his medicinal teas or whatever.
Slowly, his scent changes.
And the HGJ Respecting Quotient (HGJ-RQ) goes up DRAMATICALLY.
Before, the general mood in CR was, 'Yes, of course we respect our HGJ.'
Afterward, the mood is, 'I BELIEVE IN HGJ SUPREMACY 🥵😵💫🛐 '
Afterward, the mood is, 'I BELIEVE IN HGJ SUPREMACY 🥵😵💫🛐 '
LWJ can't go anywhere without a trail of Lan disciples (young and old) following after him.
You need anything, king? Anything we can do for you? Just say the word! 🥺😳🥰
You need anything, king? Anything we can do for you? Just say the word! 🥺😳🥰
LWJ's scent while taking suppressants was light, pleasant, muted.
Now he walks into a room, and everyone experiences an awkward combination of horniness and wanting him to pat you on the head and tell you you did a good job on your last night-hunt.
Now he walks into a room, and everyone experiences an awkward combination of horniness and wanting him to pat you on the head and tell you you did a good job on your last night-hunt.
Are you thirsty for him, or do you want him to be your dad? Do you want to see him naked, or do you want him to scold you to eat your vegetables and do your chores?
Who knows! Not the unfortunate Lan disciples!
Who knows! Not the unfortunate Lan disciples!
After he gets knocked up, they settle down a little. Like, the horniness stops, mostly. It feels wrong to be horny for him NOW. There's a BABY in there!
But they still follow him everywhere. LWJ has someone asking him if he wants some refreshments every fifteen minutes.
But they still follow him everywhere. LWJ has someone asking him if he wants some refreshments every fifteen minutes.
And after the baby comes, the disciples decide that if LWJ is a dad now, then he is also their dad by extension.
His dad energy is simply Too Powerful. Like, maybe you know RATIONALLY that he's not your dad, but he still FEELS like your dad.
His dad energy is simply Too Powerful. Like, maybe you know RATIONALLY that he's not your dad, but he still FEELS like your dad.
Every time one of wangxian's kids refers to LWJ as 'my dad', all the other Lan disciples are like 
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