LRT - ...Well, now I kinda want a time-travel fic where WWX goes back to the very early days of the Sunshot Campaign.
He promptly FLATTENS the Wens, casually disposes of WRH and his sons, arranges for JGS to 'accidentally fall off a cliff', and claims the Dafan Wens as his own.
...And he accidentally winds up as the new Sect Leader for the rebuilt/restructured Wen clan, which is not what he was going for AT ALL, and now he's like
Now, I don't know what period WWX is coming FROM.
Post-resurrection means he's a lot more psychologically stable, but it also means he probably wants to get back to his own timeline.
Pre-death means he's pretty damn unstable, but he also might not want to go back.
...I kinda want to say that he gets thrown back in time from the moment he was falling off the cliff, which is why he immediately goes on a murder spree.
For added angst/potential happy ending, we could say he goes back to the moment JUST before JC loses his core?
I don't know. I just kind of enjoy the idea that WWX is half-feral at this point, but desperate to take advantage of this 'do over' and save everybody he loves.
So he single-handedly wipes out all potential enemies and threats.
...And then he has to deal with the fact that everyone is now looking at him like
Random cultivator: Gasp! Such power! Are you trying to topple the Wen sect so you can rebuild it in your own image and name yourself Sect Leader?!
WWX: What?! No!
Random cultivator: HEY EVERYBODY. WEI WUXIAN IS TRYING TO BUILD A NEW SECT FOR HIMSELF.
Everyone else: 🤯😱😬
Naturally, the Lans start having Very Serious Discussions about what they should do about all this.
I mean. Cloud Recesses was just burned. Lotus Pier was just attacked, and Sect Leader Jiang and Madam Yu killed. JGS is 'missing and presumed dead'.
Everything's in an uproar.
Nobody is SORRY that the war-mongering Wens were wiped off the map. But that WWX kid is displaying some terrifying and heretofore unknown power, and apparently he's taking over what remains of the Wen sect, and everyone is more than a little nervous.
What should we do? How can we work to keep him in check? How can we get to the bottom of what's going on with WWX, and make sure he doesn't turn out to be a second WRH? How can we stabilize the political situation, and get the resources we need to rebuild?!
Anyway. I think someone, somewhere utters the words 'marriage alliance' and LWJ is like
LWJ, already packing: Yes. We obviously need a marriage alliance.
LXC and LQR: ...
LWJ: For the sake of our clan and the cultivation world, I volunteer.
LXC and LQR: ...
LWJ: [finishes dumping his clothes into a trunk and slams it shut]
LWJ: I can leave immediately. :)
Anyway. I do think this is probably more angst than comedy, at least to begin.
I think WWX is still basically feral, wracked with grief and guilt even though JC has his core, and JYL is alive, and WQ and WN are alive.
And I think WWX doesn't even know what to do with the fact that HE has a core again. I think he's skirting along the edge of a complete psychological breakdown, and holding it together only because he's determined to protect the Wens this time around.
And I think he views LWJ with considerable suspicion, when he turns up to be the husband of the new 'Sect Leader Wei'.
But I think he can't quite forget the cliff: how LWJ tried desperately to pull him up, how he refused to let WWX go.
How LWJ was bleeding and exhausted, his family calling for WWX's death.
How he still tried to keep WWX from falling.
And I don't know what happens after that!
This is a fix-it concept, so there's some type of happy ending. But I have too many WIPs as it is, so that's as far as I'm taking this idea. I just think it would be Neat™.
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I'm always very partial to single-dad!WWX and teacher!LWJ. I am also partial to matchmaker!A-Yuan.
So I think it's fun to plop these concepts into an a/b/o setting.
A-Yuan wants siblings, y'all!
Oh, you think JYL and JC are hassling WWX about adopting another baby? You think random Jiang relatives are busy trying to matchmake WWX?
Well, they've got NOTHING on our boy A-Yuan. Every day, he looks at his baba like
WHERE are his younger brothers and sisters?! He's WAITING, Baba!
WWX manages to string him along for a bit, by claiming that he's been checking the cabbage patches every day, but he hasn't found any babies! No deliveries from the stork, either! Sorry, Yuanyuan!
...Hm. I am once again thinking about an AU where LWJ is forced to marry Wen Xu, and he copes by immediately starting a smoking hot affair with WWX.
I don't know if this should be a canon AU or modern AU. I don't know if this is a situation where LWJ and WWX already know each other, or if they meet after the wedding.
I really have no idea what the particulars should be. I just like the Vibes involved with this concept.
I think it's particularly fun if WX really believes that he's got this chaste-to-the-point-of-frigidity omega husband. But LWJ is getting absolutely RAILED by WWX whenever his husband's back is turned.
I really do think that WWX will joke freely about eating the rabbits, but he'll also gasp in outrage and indignation if anyone else does it.
WWX sends LWJ lots of jokey pictures of WWX putting the bunnies in the crock-pot while LWJ is at work.
But if JC makes one (1) comment about WWX or anyone else eating the bunnies, WWX lunges across the room to cover both LWJ's ears AND the bunnies' ears.
"Jiang Cheng!" he wails. "How could you make jokes about something like that! Look, you're upsetting Petunia! Stop saying that people might eat her, or she'll be traumatized!"
Then, as soon as JC is gone, he goes back to taking funny pictures of the buns in a roasting pan.
After wangxian get married, LWJ goes off his suppressants. He wants to have a heat cycle and get pregnant, so he stops taking his medicinal teas or whatever.
Slowly, his scent changes.
And the HGJ Respecting Quotient (HGJ-RQ) goes up DRAMATICALLY.
Before, the general mood in CR was, 'Yes, of course we respect our HGJ.'
Afterward, the mood is, 'I BELIEVE IN HGJ SUPREMACY 🥵😵💫🛐 '
LWJ can't go anywhere without a trail of Lan disciples (young and old) following after him.
You need anything, king? Anything we can do for you? Just say the word! 🥺😳🥰
I absolutely cannot evaluate my own writing competency! I've been doing it all my life, I studied it at the undergrad and graduate level, I've done it professionally. It's my primary hobby, and has been ever since I could hold a pencil.
And that means I'm way too close to it. I can't assess it AT ALL. It's a can't-see-the-forest-for-the-trees situation.
I'm shit at parking, though. I knocked a couple points off my cooking score because I don't really know how to cook meat/seafood.