I really do think that WWX will joke freely about eating the rabbits, but he'll also gasp in outrage and indignation if anyone else does it.
WWX sends LWJ lots of jokey pictures of WWX putting the bunnies in the crock-pot while LWJ is at work.
But if JC makes one (1) comment about WWX or anyone else eating the bunnies, WWX lunges across the room to cover both LWJ's ears AND the bunnies' ears.
But if JC makes one (1) comment about WWX or anyone else eating the bunnies, WWX lunges across the room to cover both LWJ's ears AND the bunnies' ears.
"Jiang Cheng!" he wails. "How could you make jokes about something like that! Look, you're upsetting Petunia! Stop saying that people might eat her, or she'll be traumatized!"
Then, as soon as JC is gone, he goes back to taking funny pictures of the buns in a roasting pan.
Then, as soon as JC is gone, he goes back to taking funny pictures of the buns in a roasting pan.
Related: I also think WWX is the kind of dad who tells his kids he bought them at Sears.
If they act up or disobey him, he'll tell them he's still got the receipt! He can return them for a full refund, you know!!
If they act up or disobey him, he'll tell them he's still got the receipt! He can return them for a full refund, you know!!
He catches his kids sneaking cookies from the Forbidden Section of the pantry, and he makes a big show of looking for a box to put them in, so he can ship them back to the store.
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