1/ A short thread on the boom in startups and their valuations:
Interest rates have been low in the US for more than 10 years. The Fed Funds rate has been at 0.25% since 2008, except for a few years during the Trump administration when they rose to 2%. They are back to 0.25% now.
2/ Quantitative Easing (QE) has pumped in trillions of dollars into the US economy.
Clearly, the money has to go somewhere and VCs need returns.
Startups is where some of that money has gone.
3/ The startup party has never had it so good.
Companies with zero profits, no business plan or hope in hell of ever getting profitable, became "unicorns", making their founders, funders, and some employees rich beyond imagination.
Good.
4/ Every bubble bursts. Every bubble. Every single time.
You can't keep pumping money into an economy without having inflation raise its ugly head.
This is what is happening in the US now.
The annual inflation rate in the US has topped 6.2% in Oct`2021 - the highest in 30 years.
5/ So you need to raise interest rates sooner or later. Econ 101.
What'll happen when you raise interest rates in the US? 1. Some, or a lot, of VC money will make its way back to the US. 2. Startup funding will dry up. 3. Valuations will tank. 4. A firesale will take place.
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5. Late-entrant VCs will be left holding the can.
Lucky are the ones who have gone IPO.
Lucky, as in those VCs and founders who will cash out. For once the company is listed and the honeymoon is over, investors will demand profits to justify P/E ratios and valuations.
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Companies (most "unicorns") with no business model, no operational skills, and no competitive advantage will suffer.
Retail investors will be left holding the shitcan.
But.... will interest rates rise in the US?
8/ But.... will interest rates rise in the US?
If they do, suddenly the US' debt-servicing costs will go up. Where is it going to get all that money from? Especially when the administration wants to spend another trillion or two or more to jumpstart the economy?
9/ Print more money? Oops, can't do that. Inflation and all that, remember?
If there're two things that cost US Presidents elections, it's jobs and inflation.
What, I don't know.
2022 will be interesting for the Indian startup scene.
10/ Remember - throwing hundreds of crores of rupees into asinine ads with celebrities is NOT an operational skill.
Operations, processes - these "boring" things take time, patience, and skill.
Much easier to pfaff around with made-up numbers in Excel and jazzed up PowerPoints.
Is this the retail investor being royally screwed (yet again), or is this just caveat emptor?
Let's take a hypothetical example:
Revenue: ₹890 crores, growth of 47% (YoY)
Costs: ₹887.8 crores
Profit: ₹1.2 crores, down 92% (YoY)
Two weeks after IPO.
Hypothetical example.
Q2FY22
Revenue: 1,086 crores
Loss: 425 crores
Company raises ₹ 18,000 crores.
Lists at a market cap of one lakh crore ₹.
EPS??
Its 'contribution margin' is a sad 24% (which is selling price per unit minus variable cost p.u., assuming ZERO fixed costs🤦♂️🙄)
The party is coming to an end.
"Fed will aggressively dial back its bond buying, sees three rate hikes next year"
US Fed raises rates by 50 basis points.
RBI raises repo rate by 40 basis points.
Scroll up the thread to see why it was inevitable and the impact it will have.
Startup founders and their funders are too smart to not know this was a bubble. But as long as the money poured in and the valuations sky high, no one cared.
And now when the layoffs are coming, they still don't.
Putting these tweets here, on the lethal concoction that easy money, oversized ambitions, metacognitive incompetence, and unbridled greed brewed in the startup world.
With the bubble starting to burst, what we will see is a spate of rationalizations.
Edtech startup Invact Metaversity
Feb 2022: raised $5M
May 2022:
Co-founders exploring "(a) cutting the burn rate and pivoting to another idea, (b) letting one of the founders take full charge, or (c) returning the unspent capital to investors."
April 2022: Meesho lays off over 150 employees from grocery biz as it restructures vertical
Sep 2021: Meesho co-founder tweets about "regressive constructs of parenting"
Sep 2021: "Fidelity, B Capital lead $570 mn funding in Meesho, valuation more than doubles to $4.9 bn"
Info Edge-backed edtech startup Udayy shuts down, lays off all employees
Err... were they profitable when kids were at home?🤔
"As the kids went back to school, we faced roadblocks in growing the original model of online, live learning."
Info Edge-Backed Yojak Shuts Domestic Operations, Lays Off Around 140 Employees
"Between January and February it was hiring-hiring, and in April and May it was firing-firing" @Inc42 inc42.com/buzz/info-edge…
High inflation, high interest rates, slow(ing) growth.
Nowhere near a bottom yet.
MPC expects retail inflation to be 6.7% for FY23.
"The Reserve Bank of India's monetary policy committee (MPC) hiked the repo rate by another 50 basis points on June 8" moneycontrol.com/news/business/…
"Fashion B2B e-commerce startup Zilingo Pte paid ₹68 crore to firms owned by or related to Sandeep Kapoor, a former general counsel... at Sequoia Capital India, the Silicon Valley venture capital firm said in a court filing on Saturday." livemint.com/market/sequoia…
From May 2022.
"Sequoia Capital-backed Singapore-headquartered Zilingo said on Friday it has fired its chief executive officer Ankiti Bose 'with cause', following an investigation by a forensic firm into alleged financial irregularities." vccircle.com/zilingo-fires-…
Remember "Wolf Gupta"? ca.news.yahoo.com/wolf-gupta-byj…
"Who Is Wolf Gupta? Byju’s WhiteHat Jr Latest Marketing Gimmick Is Making Netizens Furious, Here’s What We Know So Far About the 'Fictitious' Kid Apparently Working As AI Researcher at Google"
"Byju's (currently valued at $22 billion) has laid off over 2,500 full-time & contractual employees from Toppr, WhiteHat Jr, & its core team across sales & marketing, operations, content & design teams, sources told Moneycontrol."
Oh, by the by:
Zomato co-founder is Akriti Chopra.
Blinkit founder is Albinder Dhindsa.
The two are married.
To each other.
"Ola has started handing over pink slips to employees across software teams. Sources told CNBC-TV18 that at least 500 employees are likely to be laid off across different software verticals of ANI technologies."
"Edtech firm Byju's has allegedly closed down their Technopark, Thiruvananthapuram office & are forcing their employees to resign, Minister for General Education and Labour in the Kerala Govt, V Sivankutty said on social media platform Facebook." @livemint livemint.com/news/india/byj…
Harvard case-study for future MBA leaders.
Byju's buys Aakash for ₹7300 crores so that Byju's can borrow ₹300 crores from Aakash for basic business expenses.
Layoffs are tough on employees & on empathetic bosses also.
◯ 14 weeks severance pay.
◯ 2022 annual bonus for all departing employees.
◯ Pay all unused PTO time.
◯ Cash equivalent of 6 months of existing healthcare premiums.
◯ Accelerated RSU vesting stripe.com/en-gb-nl/newsr…
Chargebee
Raised: $470M
Valuation: $3.5B
Revenue: $70M(?)
Profits: 🔔
May 2021:
Forbes India: " clarity, customer focus, and a leap of faith to make it big".
Nov 2022: “...operational needs across the company, which is impacting our ability to execute”
Aug 2021: Unacademy raises $440M at a $3.4B valuation
April 2022: Lays off 600 employees
June 2022: lays off 150 employees; calls it 'standard practice',
Nov 2022: lays off 350 employees #BubbleEconomy thehindubusinessline.com/news/education…
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1/6 Watched Kantara a few days back, with subtitles.
Yes, probably the last person to watch it, but...
It's directed by @shetty_rishab, who is also plays the lead character.
Kantara is a great example of superb storytelling, well-etched characters, earthy yet sharp dialog.
2/6 The movie is not only rooted in Hindu ethos, but also, interestingly, checks off most boxes of modern, western storytelling.
You have the hero's journey, the narrative arc, the fall and the redemption - it's all there.
The symbology & allusions to Varaha avatara, the connection of the villagers with the deity & nature, modernity's impulses to impose its interpretations & the conflicts with tradition, & the deep connection between the devotee & the deity that transcends 'rational' explanations.
Diana Eck presented D. Mandal as a 'historian' on #Ayodhya.
This is what she cited D. Mandal as saying about the evidence of a temple beneath the Babri Masjid— "There is not a single piece of evidence for the existence of a temple of brick, stone, or both."
The Sunni Central Board of Waqf presented D. Mandal as an expert witness for its side.
This is what D. Mandal said under oath:
⊙ I never visited Ayodhya.
⊙ I do not have any specific knowledge of history of Babur's reign.
⊙ I did not get any degree of diploma in archaeology.
⊙ Whatsoever little knowledge I have about Babur is only that Babur was the ruler of the 16th century.
⊙ I have no knowledge that this square place was used as "Vedi" or "Yagyashala" (altar).
⊙ I neither known the meaning of "yagya" nor of "vedi."
Flipkart.
Burns through $3.7 billion in one year.
That's approximately ₹30,000 crores.
₹82.2 crores a day, every day.
₹3.42 crores an hour, every hour of the year.
15 years and not a single naya paisa, dhela, pai, in profits. Ever. #valuations
We have a winner here.
"Five-year-old OkCredit spends ₹297 to earn a rupee in FY22"
Revenue from operations: ₹39 lakh
Total expenses: ₹115 crores
BTB, income from interest & investments: ₹1.93 crores
🤡💸 @entrackr entrackr.com/2022/12/five-y…
‘Your daughter will end up poor like you’
“I went to the police, wrote to the govt, central bank...finally went on Twitter,” Sharma added. “That was the only thing that helped.”
"‘Worst decision of my life’: Byju’s accused of driving parents into debt with predatory practices"
😀😀
"Vandhiyathevan, watching the altercation, felt an overwhelming desire to wrench the staff from the excitable Nambi and deal him a few well-placed, sacred blows upon his revered person, himself."
"Ponniyin Selvan…" by Kalki R Krishnamurthy amzn.in/3ChoFBJ
"She gurgled over rocks, flowed through forests, tumbled off hills and gushed through vales; her eagerness to reach her destination growing each moment. As she poured over the plains, it occurred to her that she was closer than ever to her loved one. Her heart trembled..."
"One had the radiance of a full moon; the other, the translucent beauty of the same moon at dawn. One looked stately, like a peacock; the other was a mild nightingale... One was the royal River Ganga, a vegavahini in her grace and majesty; the other, the gentler, bashful Kaveri."
⊙ If you speak up, "Why are you 24x7 in crib mode?"
⊙ If you don't, "Be constructive; don't do RR all the time!"
⊙ If you support the ruling party, "Look at the other good work they are doing!"
⊙ If the opposition, "So you want those thieves to come, eh?"
1/3
⊙ If you are rich, "Entitled brats like you always want everything for nothing!"
⊙ If you are poor, "Stop whining like some rich dude! Be thankful for what you have."
⊙ If you are an IT professional, "People like you have f**ed up this city; so just STFU!"
2/3
⊙ If you are not in IT, "Who told you to stay in Bangalore? Can't afford it, leave!"
⊙ If you are a local, "I didn't hear you crib when your house value went up!"
⊙ If you are not a local, "First outsiders like you screw up the city, and then you complain!" 3/3 You're welcome.