Thread by @CRawkeen

As Gas don expensive I decided to enter the bush and get some firewood. It's Saturday and I need to arrange beans for the weekend. I have been in this village in Ekiti for the past three weeks doing some projects and I'm running out of cash. So, I need to cut down cost .

I've never really exlored this town since I arrived so it was fun. I love the sight of thick vegetation and the mechanical solidarity among the people.Unlike what I'm used to in Lagos,here there is social cohesion and integration as a result of the homogeneity of people there

Hmm!These villagers are endowed ó!Eii God!Ẹ wodi for God sake 😂.I looked at my right I saw women coming from the stream,it's how they tied their wrappers that caught my fancy.I saw one already drenched,she probably fell in the stream and now the wrapper looks body hug on her

What have I been doing indoor for the past three weeks that I didn't explore this town?I was lost in thought while looking at the rhythmic movement of their backside as they walk.Look at natural ass,everything in their natural form,no surgery or implant,it's not shaking by force

As I noticed that one of them was about looking back I quickly looked left.I managed to pick few firewood and and was about going back home. As I made the turn I saw two men, one carrying tubers of yam on his head and the other carrying a dead Antelope on his neck.

I started soliloquising. These people have access to every natural thing you can think of. Look at them taking a freshly cultivated yam and fresh bush meat home to devour. After enjoying that they still have access to women who have natural bumbum.

In Lagos, it is otherwise. It is either frozen meats or processed foods. When we hit the street, some of the bumbums are also to the glory of surgery. Some even wear the bumbum to **Òne of the men cuts in to greet me ** "Òkun ó Akowe"..Haa ese sir, eku oko ó.

As I made the last turning that leads to my small temporary apartment I saw another lady coming in front of me also going to the stream. Awwn, this one is really fine sha. I like the fact the she has a baby face. I could tell from her appearance that she has bumbum too

Immediately she passed beside me, I quickly looked back to access her and I told myself " Mo sọ, she will have ass seh ". Where are all these people getting bumbum? I have never seen a lady here without bumbum. Àwọn ọmọ yí pọ ni ipa àti agbára.

Haa will I leave this town without some experience? I looked back at her again, and my inner man said "haa Jide,má miss ọmọ yí, lọ mú ìṣẹ ẹ ". I threw my firewood in the bush and followed her. Hello, Excuse me, Eiiss, Arábìnrin, Aunty, Woss.

She probably didn't hear me so I added more speed to my steps. Òkun ó..and this time she finally answered. Ohh this is how you people greet each other? Orúkọ mi ni Jide, ṣe ó gbọ èdè gẹẹsi?She said sure haba! Eehn beautiful. I've been calling you since but you didn't hear

Oh sorry about that. We were already at the stream so I helped her fetch the water as a gentle man and we headed back. So you live in this town? Yelss! Well I've been around for three weeks so I just decided to see the village today and boom I bumped into this beautiful you 😃😀

She said you decided to see the village or you came to get firewood from the bush? Cos I saw you carrying firewood the other time! Lol this girl has cut my rank 😂. Wohh, I'm not writing this story again, all of you should getat

And as you're getting out don't forget to follow me 😃. I follow back immediately if I'm online and if I'm not online I'll definitely do when I'm back online. You can shoot a DM too if you need to call my attention to something 😂