Thread by @CRawkeen

Husband comes in from work and perceives this irresistible aroma coming from the kitchen. He flings his briefcase on the couch and heads straight to the kitchen. Something smells really great here. Oh, baby, you're back! Welcome hunni as they hugged and kissed each other

My genie told me you're cooking Egusi laced with Okporokpo, and I want to believe that's exactly what's in the pot. Huummm Ole, your genie never fails, but I added your favorite tinú ẹran 😍! That's my gurl woh baby it's pounded yam me I want ó. Let me even taste the soup

Wife stands akimbo as she watches baba dipping the spoon in the soup and putting a portion on his palm. As he was about putting it in his mouth, she shouted, haaa Wole, this hand that you didn't wash! Wash your hand jare dirty man.

He looks at her sheepishly..my hand is clean, but let me obey my baby sha. Don't obey naw, you're just coming from work and your hand is clean..oniro oshi 🙄. Baby it's the aroma of the soup that made me forget naw Oya sorry 😂😂.He tasted this soup..ha baby just go and open Buka

O'n ṣe yati nínú ọbẹ̀ 😂.So I should open a Buka and leave my Bank work ? Yeye boy 😂😂. It's only food you know that's why your head is round bí Bọọlu Wembley. Wọlé touches his head and said Haa! you're right ó, this my head is round like a ball truly😂.Like Davido's own

Èhhn you dinor know before? Please give me space and let me finish what I'm doing jare as she pushes Wole aside. This made Wole have a full view of his wife as he watches her from behind. I didn't even see this before. Did you just buy this bumshot?Baby ìdí ẹ yi ti tóbi sì ó 😂

Eeehn something that has gone down sef. My friends said it has reduced. Eleyi reduce? Your friends need to see an optician nìyẹn. Me that I know the kind of work I'm doing that is making the thing appreciate 😂..What are you doing ó? Shake my head for you. Asewo man

Wole go and pull your shirt and let me do my work jare. Eerr Oya lie that you're not enjoying my company. I have vexed sef I'm going..Awwn baby Oya come naw 😭.. You see your life, thought you said I should go naw.

Yes that reminds me ó, I bought you that grilled croaker fish from your customer in Akerele..haa really and you're here since gaan bring it jor 💃💃💃! Err wobia onijekuje I'm sha coming. After some minutes Wole came back with the package. Why did it take you so long naw

Sorry love, i had to quickly shower jare. Please leave the head of fish for me ó I'm coming let me quickly see what this yeye Barcelona is playing again. Err baby this your Barcelona team has even become the new Arsenal sef. What!!! Baby what did you say just now?

In your life don't ever compare Arsenal with my team ó. Arsenal báwo, Barcelona can never go that low abeg. Err but they are beating you people anyhow since you said Messi left naw...Eehn it's just a phase and now we have a new coach, Xavi is here baby, Tiki Taka is back

Tiki Taka kor, Ajigi Jaga ni. Sha hurry up and come let's do the pounded yam ó. Okay Boo boo! Don't let croaker bone stuck in your throat ó, mio lè kọ statement ni station ó 😂😂!
Hahaha ọdẹ oshi leave this place

When Wole returns, the yam was ready for pounding but wọlé looking at the back view of his wife again....this my wife is sexy sha, in this life marry a sexy wife ó. He continues to soliloquise, just look at my baby.

She didn't know Wole was already behind her as she was cleaning the oil stains on the pot. Wole switches off the kitchen light and everywhere turns dark..ohh NEPA not now..calm down its not NEPA as he held her from behind and started caressing her...naughty boy leave me jor

Don't let me leave you baby you know I won't..she chuckles and said asewo ni ẹ, I'm not in the mood jare. He whispered **Don't worry I know how to get you there**
He continues to kiss her earlobes and runs his hands with a deft motion through her breasts.

She quickly took over the action and kissed Wole even more passionately. Wọlé switches off the gas and adjusted her to a more comfortable position. Ding dong.."Bell rings" werey woh nìyẹn kilode by this time of the day 😂. Wọlé continues the thrust as the bell continues.

Baby we need to quickly pound this yam..you better use blender cos I'm tired like this ó. You have done it your body has come down. Round head...he kisses her again..Oya let me pound the yàm for you, go and bath and rest, I'll dish the food.

The next day Wole was having a break at work and launched his Twitter app. Someone was talking about rape and explained that if your wife says she's not in the mood and you caress her until she finds herself in the mood, then it passes as rape. Wọlé said arrgh..e ma gbọ werey

She sent a screenshot of the tweet to his wife on whatsapp " Baby they said we have raped each other oo" with his favorite laughing emojis.

The wife replied " 😂 😂 these people and gibberish " Oya let's go to court ó.. Woh baby I'm hungry order "The Place Pasta for me jare "

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