I honestly think that if you take offense when people ask when are you getting married, it means you you're already nursing some desperation concerning that topic deep down. More like someone rubbing salt on your wound.
Yes, people should mind their business but don't also make them feel like they opened a chapter that means a lot to you when you actually think it doesn't matter. This marriage thing is not for everyone,I could as well make it clear to anyone that ask me such question
Many of our married male friends taunt us with this thing often. I don't know if there are men who take offense but I personally don't see it as some big deal. Even your fellow single guys call you "Hoeniranu go and marry" and boys just laugh it off. It's really never a thing
It does not even pull a strand of hair from the skin. If it's a form of insecurity you're nursing as a guy, you probably would have unfriended most of your friends.

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