Thread by @cicerfics

WWX absolutely ghostwrote this, and he's RIGHT.

https://twitter.com/NMJDILF/status/1460982510062645259

Also, this is NOT a funny time in canon. But now I'm imagining LXC privately confiding in NMJ about LWJ's offenses/punishment, and NMJ jumping on Team LWJ Did Nothing Wrong.

Sounds like those elders were WEAK, Xichen! They should've spent more time on their gainz and less time in the library, huh!! If LWJ was able to beat them all up at once, that's THEIR fault, and they should be ashamed of themselves!!!

NMJ would resign from his position in DISGRACE if he and 32 elders were all beaten up by a single Nie disciple! He would be too embarrassed to ever show his face again!

How is it WANGJI'S fault that he was apparently the only one working diligently on his cultivation?! 🤨

Actually, the idea of this conversation is cracking me up. NMJ can't turn off his Big Brother mode long enough to judge the situation impartially!

LXC: Wangji...he...A-Jue. He drew his sword and fought against thirty-three elders, and severely injured all of them...

NMJ: Nice.

LXC: A-Jue?!

NMJ: ...Oh. No, sorry. Of course that's bad.

LXC: It's terrible! He defied his whole sect to protect a known criminal! He turned his back on his family and clan for WWX's sake! Now the elders want him punished!

NMJ: Hm, yeah. It's bad.

LXC:

NMJ:

NMJ: ...but-

NMJ: He beat up all thirty-three elders? At once? Single-handedly? And didn't you say he was exhausted and injured at the time??

LXC: Yes!

NMJ:

NMJ:

NMJ: ᶰᶦᶜᵉ