2032:

“Now Europe has regained perspective & pragmatism, it makes sense for the UK to play a leading role in the West’s biggest trade bloc…we can now leave the events of 2016-19, when members of the old guard Brussels elite forced brexit on UK, where they belong - in the past.”
Commenting on the “revised position” on discussions to rejoin EU as an “associated member” the new Conservative leader - Quentin Hogg - expressed optimism that “Europe had come round to Britain’s way of thinking in so many areas that it made sense to ‘firm up’ the relationship.”
Lord Henley also expressed optimism “Europe had learnt the lessons of history”.

Recovering at home after gout surgery, Lord Henley & his young wife Jennifer Cole - daughter of journalist Harry Cole - welcomed the news as vindication of his “hard Britain strategy” of 2019-2022.
Outgoing Scottish prime minister Nicola Sturgeon also welcomed the news as removing the last obstacles on the 2029 independence agreement - enabling the UK and Scotland to “work even closer together inside Europe.”
Hubertus Heil, the new German chancellor, greeted news of a cross party movement to “solidify British European standing” especially as this would take the greater EU market area to a population of almost 600 million.

German electric car makers also warmly welcomed the news.
Calling from Trump Beach, South Florida, “Trump university Professor on the climate conspiracy” & leader of the new BAP (British Action) Party, Farage expressed dismay at the news but said it was inevitable given the metropolitan establishment’s capitulation to foreign socialism.

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19 Nov
I know a few people disagree with me on this but the Tory party narrative of:

“The Europeans aren’t letting us do Brexit right”

…has a very limited shelf life.

As it’s appeal to leave voters depends on them gradually understanding that Brexit wasn’t “done right” in 1st place.
Clearly there’s some leave voters who like “everything is Europe’s fault”…but for many leave voters Brexit was about “the UK not needing Europe”.

It wasn’t supposed to be about a UK govt continually whining that “Europe is stopping us”.

This is weakness - not independence.
At a certain point Boris Johnson will have to “declare Brexit victory” or sound like a defeated leader of an oppressed people.

This may have worked in 2018, but for leave voters if Brexit isn’t about British strength what is it about?
Read 5 tweets
15 Nov
2022 will be a very different year for the UK politically.

The 1st Brexit deal anniversary will pass with very few Leavers celebrating. This mightn’t seem important but it really is.

We now move to the next stage:

The new status quo - the dull disappointing post-Brexit era.
If the opposition parties can avoid the various culture war traps then politics will return (as it’s already started doing so with the corruption issue) with the normal politics of competence & trust.

It’s vital the “European question” is framed thru this rather than leading it.
In other words:

Lab/LibDems should frame the debate around:

“Who is able to get a better deal with Europe, a better trading & political relationship?”

This might seem a silly question for remain voters but for “swing leave voters” this is the door they need to 1st go through…
Read 12 tweets
3 Nov
So, as expected I got a lot of "diverse" feedback (& quite a few blocks) yesterday for this thread.

So here's another way oflooking at it:
If you really, really believe that its **just Labour'' stopping a progressive alliance answer me this one simple question....
Why dont the LibDems and Greens start the ball rolling with an electoral pact where Greens stand down in favour of LibDems in top 50 LibDem target seats?
With an alliance for PR, a better EU policy, constitututional reform with both parties.
& in return..

electionpolling.co.uk/battleground/t…
..in return the LibDems stand down in favour of the Green candidate in 50 top Green target seats not on LibDem list?

It would be a rapid process to do, involving just 2 parties working together on policy (Climate change, PR, EU & constitutional reform).

electionpolling.co.uk/battleground/t…
Read 4 tweets
2 Nov
+UPDATE+

Friends of Owen Paterson are organising an amendment to delay action being undertaken against the corrupt MP.

This would pause his case while Tory MP John Whittingdale "reviews" the standards system.

If you're wondering where you've heard of Whittingdale before...
Well you're in for a surprise....

John Whittingdale is more corrupt than Owen Paterson.

Which of course is EXACTLY why he has been chosen for this.
His job will be to get Owen Paterson off and break the standards regulatory system.

From 2019:

Essentially the action would see one of the most corrupted Tory MPs - Whittingdale - be given the role of gutting a political neutral & expert standards committee investigation & verdict into another corrupt Tory MP.

This is full on "Hungarian democratic governance level" now,
Read 5 tweets
2 Nov
This is a difficult to write.
In fact, I’m sure a few will block me after reading this thread.
But it has to be said. Some claiming that a national progressive Alliance is something that can be magicked up simply don’t know what they're talking about.

Lets start with the Greens.
So here’s a question why doesn’t the Labour party form an electoral pact with the Greens?
Surely the Greens would win lots of seats.
The answer is almost certainly – No.

WHY?
The answer is simple – FPTP
But lets start in a strange place – Bassetlaw.
Very “ungreen” politically.
“RedWall” as media call it – Labour now Tory.
What does this tell us about Greens?
Well it had one of the biggest swings in electoral history – massive.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bassetlaw…
Read 24 tweets
1 Nov
For those amused by Morrisons "non EU salt & pepper" the story is actually deeper than you think.

For a start its comepany have a long history of "national gestures", for a start there were...
At the height of the difficult Brexit negotiations, for example, Morrisons changed the name of Brussels Sprouts to "British Sprouts".

All of this was part of a longstanding "patriotic strategy" by the company.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
The company was led by Sir Ken Morrison for decades and was avowedly British refusing to invest abroad....all that is except for Gibraltar as part of his longstanding campaign to keep Gibraltar British. Despite the pack of economic sense it made.
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