Man...I was just bodyslammed with a thought...about LQR taking baby LWJ to visit his dad in seclusion.
I don't remember if we ever get confirmation about how often the Twin Jades actually saw their dad? We know it was monthly visits to Mama Lan, but I don't remember about QHJ??
Was this ever specified in any version of canon...? I don't remember.
I just headcanon that it wasn't that often, maybe once or twice a year. Awkward stilted visits where the Twin Jades mostly just sit there, while LQR tells QHJ about their education and accomplishments.
Anyway. I just have this mental image of baby LWJ crying during one of the visits, and QHJ awkwardly reaching out for him.
But Babyji only cries HARDER because he doesn't know this guy!! And he doesn't stop crying until LQR picks him up and puts him on his lap.
Then Babyji calms down and burrows into his uncle's shoulder.
And I am just thinking how p a i n f u l the situation would be for the adults in the room.
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...Anyway! I really do think that when WWX and LWJ have a baby, their various family members just casually abduct the baby whenever they please.
WWX goes to pick the kid up from daycare, and the daycare provider is just like, "Umm...but his uncle picked him up four hours ago??"
WWX whips out his phone, and sure enough, there are Instagram pictures of JC and JYL at Disneyland. A-Yuan and A-Ling are both wearing Mickey ears. The picture was posted twenty minutes ago.
Or, LXC comes over for a visit while A-Yuan is napping. He excuses himself to use the restroom.
Ten minutes later, LWJ gets confused and goes looking for his brother. Both A-Yuan and his brother have vanished!
LWJ, texting furiously: You said you were using the bathroom.
Concepts where Omegaji decides, "Fuck it, I'm gonna have a baby on my own" are so important to me.
...Also, I really enjoy the idea of Alphaxian meeting LWJ only after he's reached his final form of World's Biggest MILF/DILF.
Like! I just want WWX to be a Little League coach or something!
He bonds with cute little A-Yuan, but he hasn't met A-Yuan's dad yet. He knows the dad is an omega and a single parent, but A-Yuan is usually dropped off/picked up by his uncle.
Then, one afternoon, LWJ gets out of work early and picks up A-Yuan himself.
He steps out of his minivan, five months pregnant with Baby #2, probably wearing yoga pants or something.
WWX promptly explodes into a hundred million horny little pieces.
Also, this is NOT a funny time in canon. But now I'm imagining LXC privately confiding in NMJ about LWJ's offenses/punishment, and NMJ jumping on Team LWJ Did Nothing Wrong.
Sounds like those elders were WEAK, Xichen! They should've spent more time on their gainz and less time in the library, huh!! If LWJ was able to beat them all up at once, that's THEIR fault, and they should be ashamed of themselves!!!
He's an upstanding and virtuous gentleman! Cool and elegant as jade! A model to young cultivators everywhere! His self-control is legendary! He never violates the bounds of propriety!
Let him smuggle some of WWX's dirty laundry into his own bedroom! As a treat!!