A woman walked out of a doctor’s office after being diagnosed with cancer. She was grieving but tried to compose herself in front of her daughter, who was waiting for her outside.
She broke the news to her daughter by saying, “We women celebrate every news, whether good or bad. I hate to break it to you, but I have cancer. So, I want us to go to the club and have a martini.”
At the club, they had a few martinis and were starting to feel a bit somber. A few of the woman’s friends noticed them & asked what she was celebrating.
The woman said, “I’ve just been diagnosed with AIDS.” Her friends were shocked but they composed themselves and offered their condolences.
After they left, her daughter asked, “Mom, why did you tell them you have AIDS?”
“Because,” the woman replied, “I don’t want any of them sleeping with your father after I’m gone.”
“Because,” the woman replied, “I don’t want any of them sleeping with your father after I’m gone.”
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