A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping. The store clerk called 911 when he saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.
He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at Saint Dismas Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms &asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
Do you have health insurance?" He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"He replied, "No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"He replied, "No money in the bank.”
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister& she ‘d a nun." The nun became agitated and said sternly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
He said, "I only have a spinster sister& she ‘d a nun." The nun became agitated and said sternly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
“Perfect,” the man replied. “Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
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