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24 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Missed a year but we're back for my local food bank. Happy Holidays
Looks to have been about 500. Not bad for a few hours. Looking forward to next year.
When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a bell ringer. When I was finally able, the SA became pretty rancid. It was so cool when I realized I didn't need an established charity to do something, just a store manager's approval and some heads up to the food bank.

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25 Dec
This is how I blow my son's mind for Christmas.
Getting to open a ton of Japanese digimon cards really got him excited.
My youngest got a treasure chest full of fake gold and hot wheels. Christmas is one thing I can really do. ❤🎅
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25 Dec
Lich: Merry Christmas!

Cleric: Ah! How did you get in our house!

L: You left offerings for me.

Paladin: Evil thief! Those cookies were for Santa!

L: I know.

C: Wait...

P: No way...

L: Who else would live in a remote ice lair? Who else could deliver all these presents?
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C: That's not true.

P: That's impossible!

L: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Rogue: Oh, hi Santa.

L: Hello there.

R: Got my Obsidian Dagger?

L: If by "Obsidian Dagger" you mean "Pile of Coal," then yes, I do.

C: Rogue, you knew!?

R: Oh, you still thought...
R: Sorry to break it to you like this but everyone has to learn the truth eventually, Santa is a lich.

P: How!? Doesn't a lich require evil energy!?

L: Typically yes, but I've been able to twist my magic to feed off holiday cheer, cookies, and milk.

C: Why deliver presents?
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2 Nov
A fresh hell we parents have to live through now is "this a cold or covid?"
Yeah, we all have the same question but adding a child to the mix makes it infinitely more complicated and stressful.
This thought brought to you by my son staying home with a sore throat, something I would have been given some tea for and sent to school with anyway. I'm not sure if that's better but I understand why my parents did it.
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31 Oct
Oh, late night? Time for you to shiver in antici...
...pation.

Happy Halloween everyone. Don't dream it, be it.
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30 Oct
Paladin: Foul creature! How dar-

Lich: Woah, buddy. It's a Halloween party. I'm just here to mingle and eat candy.

Cleric: Hey! You made it!

L: Wouldn't miss it.

P: You invited this monster!?

C: We're all monster tonight, relax. Here, I spiked the punch.

P: I... what!?
#DnD
C: Go ahead, knock it back.

P: Oh, it's very... pungent. What did you put in there?

C: Dwarven Crystal Select. About 600 years old. I'm going to stand here until you drink it.

P: Fine. *gulp*

L: Woah! One pull, impressive.

P: Yeah well, my sword is even more impressive.
L: I think that was supposed to sound intimidating but it came across as you hitting on me.

P: What, wait. N-

C: Here's another round, you two have fun!

P: What is...

L: Oh I've been to the cave where they make this.

P: Yeah?

L: Yeah, worked there for a summer 900 years ago
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24 Oct
Wizard: And over there is the Rainsoul of Azanol tribe.

Cleric: Yeah...

W: What's wrong?

C: Isn't it weird... taking these magical relics from other people to display them?

W: For sure! That's why almost all of these are mimics! You can even hold them if you're careful.
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C: So all these are fake?

W: Well, kinda. The mimics get a good look at the relic and then come here. They're less fragile and a few can even tell you about their forms. They get fed, we get knowledge, everybody wins.

C: How do they feel about it?

Mimic: It's a living.
W: It really cut down on heist attempts too, since the mimic relics protect themselves.

C: What about that mummy over there?

W: Coffin is, mummy isn't.

C: How is th-

Mummy: Look bud, there's not much work for me outside of being a historic display. We're all doing our best.
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