Lich: Merry Christmas!
Cleric: Ah! How did you get in our house!
L: You left offerings for me.
Paladin: Evil thief! Those cookies were for Santa!
L: I know.
C: Wait...
P: No way...
L: Who else would live in a remote ice lair? Who else could deliver all these presents?
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Cleric: Ah! How did you get in our house!
L: You left offerings for me.
Paladin: Evil thief! Those cookies were for Santa!
L: I know.
C: Wait...
P: No way...
L: Who else would live in a remote ice lair? Who else could deliver all these presents?
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C: That's not true.
P: That's impossible!
L: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Rogue: Oh, hi Santa.
L: Hello there.
R: Got my Obsidian Dagger?
L: If by "Obsidian Dagger" you mean "Pile of Coal," then yes, I do.
C: Rogue, you knew!?
R: Oh, you still thought...
P: That's impossible!
L: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Rogue: Oh, hi Santa.
L: Hello there.
R: Got my Obsidian Dagger?
L: If by "Obsidian Dagger" you mean "Pile of Coal," then yes, I do.
C: Rogue, you knew!?
R: Oh, you still thought...
R: Sorry to break it to you like this but everyone has to learn the truth eventually, Santa is a lich.
P: How!? Doesn't a lich require evil energy!?
L: Typically yes, but I've been able to twist my magic to feed off holiday cheer, cookies, and milk.
C: Why deliver presents?
P: How!? Doesn't a lich require evil energy!?
L: Typically yes, but I've been able to twist my magic to feed off holiday cheer, cookies, and milk.
C: Why deliver presents?
L: Holiday cheer. The more I deliver, the stronger I become.
C: And with enough power you eventually conquer the world!?
L: Eventually? I already do.
P: Falsehoods and deceit!
L: Think about it. I control the presents, I control the kids. The world is already mine.
C: And with enough power you eventually conquer the world!?
L: Eventually? I already do.
P: Falsehoods and deceit!
L: Think about it. I control the presents, I control the kids. The world is already mine.
P: Not anymore! We will end you here and now!
R: No we won't.
C: We can take them!
R: Maybe, but we won't.
L: Haha! Go ahead, deny all the children of the world their dolls and socks and candies! Show the world who the real monsters are!
C: Damn you.
L: Yes, damn me.
R: No we won't.
C: We can take them!
R: Maybe, but we won't.
L: Haha! Go ahead, deny all the children of the world their dolls and socks and candies! Show the world who the real monsters are!
C: Damn you.
L: Yes, damn me.
C: There's nothing we can do...
L: Untrue. You can realize your own growth today. This night, you have truly become adults. You can now celebrate with open eyes. You have learned the greatest truth, the true meaning of Christmas.
P: And what is that!?
L: Serving. Me.
L: Untrue. You can realize your own growth today. This night, you have truly become adults. You can now celebrate with open eyes. You have learned the greatest truth, the true meaning of Christmas.
P: And what is that!?
L: Serving. Me.
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