A fresh hell we parents have to live through now is "this a cold or covid?"
Yeah, we all have the same question but adding a child to the mix makes it infinitely more complicated and stressful.
This thought brought to you by my son staying home with a sore throat, something I would have been given some tea for and sent to school with anyway. I'm not sure if that's better but I understand why my parents did it.
"Is this soup and bed rest or are they going to die? Who even knows!?"

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