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Jan 6, 2022 8 tweets 4 min read Read on X
#NJ #COVID19 NJ finally released its interim TTS guidance. Its a disaster. They add so many extra hoops to jump through, many districts will tune it out. They still have not accepted 5 day quarantine despite the fact the CDC has said its for schools, too

nj.gov/health/cd/docu…
First, schools need access to testing, but the state wants them to perform the testing ONSITE. They also lie about the vaccine reducing the spread of Covid19. This has been thoroughly debunked with Omicron.

Second, its only good for in school transmission. WTF?
Third, you have to agree to let THEM test your child. You cant have their pediatrician or any other source do it.

Fourth, they want a CLIA waiver for in school testing, essentially turning schools into testing facilities.

Fifth, all tests will be reported, prolonging this.
Sixth, Not applicable if you're exposed outside of class. Sorry about your luck.

Seventh, the bonus: If part of TTS, your kid has to wear a mask indoors *AND OUTDOORS* at all times at school for the entire time in TTS, even if negative.
Eighth, if you're in extracurriculars, you're basically screwed while in TTS. You're treated as a Leper.

Ninth, You must be tested immediately, *AND* every other day. CDC says twice. NJ wants you to test on day 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10!!!! This is absolutely ABSURD.
Tenth, More limitations. Shouldn't be used with "mixed students".

Eleventh, Giving schools discretion on who could qualify and who couldn't (limited exposure vs "exposure all week). Ripe for abuse

Twelvth, No singing! No wind instruments! Again, treated like a leper.
Thirteenth, Schools have to report antigen negatives. Nowhere is this reported to the public. Only Antigen positives have ever been reported, this is a change.
In Summary, this document is trash. Its exceedingly cumbersome (likely by design) to a) make it harder for unvaxxed to stay and b) make schools frown at implementing this. It only hurts kids, and thats the worst part of it

What happened to "never being more strict than the CDC"?

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Mar 30, 2023
So the media has been regurgitating that "there has been a school shooting every week so far in 2023." They are referencing this document as the source.

There's only one problem. The majority of these aren't "school shootings".

Lets review:

1/x

edweek.org/leadership/sch…
#1 Date: 1/6/23
Location: Newport News, VA

Injuries: 1
Deaths: 0

Situation: A 6 yr old brought a gun to school and shot their teacher. The firearm was a 9mm handgun. Child was said to be suffering from an acute disability and under a care plan".

2/x

13newsnow.com/article/news/l…
#2 Date: 1/6/23
Location: Apopka, FL

Injuries: 1
Deaths: 0

Situation: Innocent teen (who didnt attend that school) was shot at night, AFTER school and AFTER a basketball game NEAR the school. Suspects were targeting a specific person.

3/x

clickorlando.com/news/local/202…
Read 16 tweets
Nov 9, 2022
Still processing this abomination, but here are some thoughts.

If you can’t beat them, you join them. If you don’t join them, you already lost.

Republicans went into Election Day in PA down 800,000 to 250,000 in mail in votes.

1/x
How many elderly could they have reached that didn’t or couldn’t vote on Election Day?

How many Gen X, who are busy in their careers but were not available to vote on Election Day could have been reached with even the slightest effort at advertising mail in?

2/x
In places like PA, it was over before it started. And much like I’ve said with Camden county NJ before, that blame falls squarely on the GOP. Instead of embracing the three levers (mail in/early/Election Day), they’ve pushed integrity of election as an inaction-able concept

3/x
Read 6 tweets
Jul 1, 2022
Per request, here's some data around Child vaxx broken out by State. First, I picked a date a few days before 0-4 yr old approvals to start to see how many kids in each state had already received their first dose.

/1
As you can see a few states float to the top, but when you look at a population adjusted (adjusted for the 0-4yr old population), some float to the top.

The first question that comes to mind is how do 7 out of 50 states already have over 1.5% of that age group vaxxed?

/2
A second question would be how are those so much higher than most every other state? Some I can understand like HI (Covid control central), VA (Loudon County), OR/CA/IL (Wokeville), but why MN? Why MA? Crazy areas in those states that push kid vaxx?

/3
Read 5 tweets
May 22, 2022
#NJ #COVID19 Any politician ever bother to ask the NJDOH or Murphy how less than 1 case per 100k in the state is ever attainable? The CALI metric, which some schools are using to FORCE students back in masks, assumes a ZERO COVID strategy, since case rates will NEVER be green

/1
This metric was developed by the self avowed zerocovid nutters over at "Covid-Act Now" back 2 years ago, and was never changed despite not only the strategy shift away from "Covid zero is attainable", but was never adjusted for the significant increase in testing available

/2
BUT, When one goes to the link provided by the NJ CALI footnotes, and navigates to their current methodology, we find this.

Oh wow, look at that, COVIDACTNOW has changed their methodology and metrics to match the CDC case levels.

So why hasnt NJ?

covidactnow.org/covid-communit…

/3
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May 18, 2022
#NJ #COVID19 Nearly half of all LTCs are in "Outbreak" status in the state. This was the group that was supposed to be the most vaxxed, the most protected. More residents are testing positive than staff (who are less vaxxed). Noone thinks to ask whats going on?
We basically have more 80+ hospitalized (as a percent of the total hospitalized) than at any other time since the summer the pandemic started. Despite these people being the most protected and most vaccinated. This doesnt make sense.
Same story with deaths. More deaths as a percent in the 80+ population (and 65+ population) than at any other point in the pandemic, despite the fact that these age groups are the most vaccinated, and the most boosted.
Read 4 tweets
Feb 17, 2022
#US #COVID19 1,265 deaths in 2020-2021 occurred from falls from various structures (ice/snow, wheelchairs, trees, scaffolding). All counted as covid deaths.
1 death from contacting a powered lawnmower. Covid death.

3 deaths from a foreign body entering either an eye or "natural orifice" - Covid

Crushed between objects - Covid
Dog Bite Covid Death
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